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Whats the dumbest thing you have ever done?

I'll start, one time in band camp, Oh... wait, thats another story.

I once walked/fell through a hole in a roof, got me ten stitches in the chin.
What makes that so dumb is I put the hole there in the first place...

Probably not the dumbest thing I have done, but there are too many to narrow it down.
 
I married the anti-christ...:tongue2:

He's a bleeder...

I've done a lot of stupid things...first one that comes to mind is...

...I got drunk and...well, it took two cops, a fire truck and an ambulence to get me off the roof...being strapped down in the nut ward wasn't fun either time...I don't recomend fighting the orderlies...you won't win...
 
Dumbest thing I've ever done? That's easy....

....several years ago, I forgot my girlfriend's birthday!!

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There would be no doghouse for me...oh no sir, that was too good for me.....*shudders*..........
 
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killerdwarf
Brrrr...I just felt a cold wind at the mere mention of that happening...
Hmm..stupidest thing?

Well, I've tried to lie my way out of a lot.

I've accidently ignored my boyfriend and he left me. 🙁. For some bitch, who for reasons unknown is now my friend, and they're getting married.

but, no, the stupidest thing I've eve done is be so gulliable...thats it, simply that..im an idiot..ahaha!
 
~*Drama Queen*~ said:
I've accidently ignored my boyfriend and he left me. 🙁. For some bitch, who for reasons unknown is now my friend, and they're getting married.
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That's funny...I know that story...

Except my friend was in your shoes...and I married him...were not friends anymore...but that wasn't the reason believe it or not...I'm not a complete whore...really...she cheated on him...then left him...I just stuck around for sloppy seconds...um...I mean we just clicked...I love you EJ...I'll shut up now...
 
^ *Sound of a shovel digging out piles of earth...and an even louder sound of a hole getting deeper*

😉😛
 
lol this thread is entertaining.

Hmm... so many dumb things can't pick one. Maybe when I hugged my first boyfriend after he cheated on me.. well it wasn't right after 😛 He deserved a punch in the face but I was drunk at the time so I probably would have missed, heh.
 
Is there a word limit on this post? It would take me 3 years to tell you all the stupid things I do.

The most recent one is trying to open the wrong locker. I'll stand there for like 5 minutes trying to open it while Mike is standing next to me trying not to laugh, and eventually it clicks "hey, this isn't mine" and then I just shuffle over to the next one and open it first try. I've done it multiple times 🙁
 
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Evil Jesus
I feel your pain, I finaly just stopped using my locker...
Awww Kanga...Give me his address and I'll punch him for you...repetedly...I have agression issues to work out. If I could do it with his face then hey, two birds, one stone...

FD, are you blonde? J/K 😉 I'm brunette and I do flaky things ALL the time...just ask EJ. I'm a walking riot...fun for the whole family...
 
OK, I have a new dumb moment, well probably a couple but this one stands out...

I was stopped at a red light, and someone asked for a cig.. so I handed my pack to them, I was busy doing paper work at the light, well I noticed the light was green so I just drove off, leaving my pack of smokes and lighter with the passer by... Was thier lucky day...
 
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StuckinTraffic
LMAO. With the price of cigarettes these days, I'd have had to go back.
Nah, EJ is old!:tongue05:

Yeah, I know him in RL. The dumbass married me. LOL! 😉

I do something stupid every time I drink...I call people...BAD thing to do!

One time when I was younger We went out of town and I had to pee SO BAD when we got to the hotel that I ran into the bathroom and droped my pants as fast as I could, sat and just let go...then realized the toilet lid was down. I pissed all over the place.
 
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StuckinTraffic
I thought I was the only one that's done that.
My most recent stupidity.... would be Club night thursday (2 weeks ago to be exact)
Me and a friend from work Laura decided we wanted to go to the male strip club The Cave in Philly PA. so we get online and look up directions on map quest, write them down, then decide to dress in Heels, Short skirts, and a top Meanwhile outside its flurrying. Well 9 comes around and we decide to leave seeing as We didnt know where this place really was. Well we go outside and run to the car cause its freezing and still flurrying and we're in skirts (we did have our winter coats tho lol not that they helped.) Well we get in the car and start on our way to Philly, well we stop for gas about 20 miles from her house and the snow picks up a bit more we ignore it and get on the highway... 5 minutes later you can barely see in front of you.. so here we are trying to stay behind this semi truck just to stay in the right lane and between lines lol... finally the snow stopped and we get to our exit... only she wasn't in the right lane... so we get off at the next one and well streets in philly lots of them are one way... so we get completely lost... pass the place 6 times before we find it.. then we park a block and a half away... run into the club freezing... we completely missed the strippers but club flow (which is the club withen The cave) was hoppin so we stayed there for a bit... had 3 nasty grungy guys rub up on us and it felt like we were being molested the whole night..... Needless to say it wasn't smart to wear skirts in the middle of january lol now i'm sick with a cold 😀
 
attempted to use public transport in LA, some things are just not worth the hassle people.
 
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alexa
lol, I wonder what that's like. Ive just used the buses that go around LAX
Lied to someone I loved for no good reason and very thoughtlessly. It was very bad and I am ashamed.

i do a lot of not so very bad, but dumb things almost constantly though...I am always turning down the radio instead of the AC when I am cold...don't ask it doesn't make sense.
 
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Darling Faithy
LMAO!! awe, thats ok, my mom makes us shut up and she turns the radio off when she's looking for a place she can't find.
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Rayne
Good that you can admit it. :)
I honestly cannot think of a thing that I consider that stupid. How strange.

The only two things that come to mind are going out with a guy 3 years ago who was cheating on me the whole time. But I dont really count that as I didnt know til after I broke up with him.

The other thing would be going home a certain weekend in October. But agian, I couldnt have know what would happen.

So nothing stupid really.
 
Wicked said:
I honestly cannot think of a thing that I consider that stupid. How strange.

The only two things that come to mind are going out with a guy 3 years ago who was cheating on me the whole time. But I dont really count that as I didnt know til after I broke up with him.

The other thing would be going home a certain weekend in October. But agian, I couldnt have know what would happen.

So nothing stupid really.
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Why was going home stupid? (If you don't mind my asking)
 
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