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ever felt like a gimp....either an injury...an embassing hair cut...laundary day clothes...whatever....tell us a gimp moment...

i'm gonna have to walk with a cane for like 2 more weeks...i feel like a gimp...but its a great conversation starter....

you won't believe the amount of gurls that come up and ask what happened...make your weakness your strength man...lol...what is funny that here's this bad ass falk that looks pretty imposing...walking around in a cane...lol...
right now...intermediate kids could probably woop me down...lol...

ahh whatever...God is showing me that i ain't the alpha that i think i am...
 
When I dislocated my knee and was being wheeled about in a wheelchair and had crutches, I was so depressed about it, really made me see how different my life would be if I was actually disabled. I couldn't even walk up stairs or anything.

A fake tan incident...that was very gimpy but very amusing as well. I got severely burnt, for some weird reason decided fake tan would make me look better (yeh thanks mum), it came out really bad (first and only time ever used it), my legs were orange! Well I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but I did see the funny side and we all had something to joke about for the week!

Mainly my stupid comments I make are the gimpiest things because some of my general knowledge is awful, I never get to live down the slip ups I make, most recent was when I thought Buddha was a person and I asked Han what his last name was....oh the shame.
 
I have had some bad hair-cuts over the years. And I have had some pretty gimpy moments. I was once wearing a pair of jeans which were too small for me... but I didn't realise until I was at college, lmao. They were just higher than my ankles, how embarassing.
 
yo cog....that's not gimping out yo...gotta be something physically embarassing...not emotionally scarring...

don't worry charlie...being crazy is good...too many sane people in this world...its funny cause its the craziest of people that end up making the most sense...you know...without being mentally ill....lol
 
I never get embarrassed.........Much........lol.........Falling off my bike and holding up traffic was mildly embarrassing,especially as I fell off at 5 Mph........🙂
 
I had spinal surgery when i was 15 and because I had two metal rods in my back, I walked like a football player for 3 months. My back still locks alot of the time, so every now and then I can't get out of my work chair without yelling pretty loudly...those are the moments I feel the most gimpy....mostly because those are the moments i am pretty gimpy! 😀
 
I have to be the most vague out of all my friends, so just my general comments are embarrassing!! But I can laugh at myself so its not too bad.......i guess. It isn't so good when they tell me a story and i totally believe them and it is something unbelieve but i still believe them and they make me feel slightly stupid!

Oh and I forgot to add that a guy I quite like called me "funny....particular funny" not sure if that is such a good thing but i guess it sums me up really.
 
Originally posted by Jacklyn
I had spinal surgery when i was 15 and because I had two metal rods in my back, I walked like a football player for 3 months. My back still locks alot of the time, so every now and then I can't get out of my work chair without yelling pretty loudly...those are the moments I feel the most gimpy....mostly because those are the moments i am pretty gimpy! 😀
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ouch...hope it dont hurt too much yo...
 
damn....that sucks jackie...do you got cool scars on your back....

and buffster...totally feeling you....sometimes my observations don't get any laughs...but they usually hit most of the time....as long as i be patient and look for the right oppurtunity..
 
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