God, the Father...?

Heres a thought. Seeing as some people want to know peoples views on....... wait for it......... Gods gender(which i find insane)
heres another simelar question.
What colour is god? How tall is god? whats his cloths like?
 
leethehost said:
What colour is god? How tall is god? whats his cloths like?
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Yellow when he's happy, scary reddish purple when he's mad and blue when he's sad. 25 feet 4 inches tall (He doesn't use the metric system as it's far too simple) and he like's Levi's and Hane's T-Shirts.
Happy?
 
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Blondie Bear
Karma for the scathing sarcasm. :D
Dlou444 said:
Yellow when he's happy, scary reddish purple when he's mad and blue when he's sad.
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Ok, I´m sorry for going off topic but that just got me thinking of this (which I really like).

When I was born, I was Black
When I grow up, I'll be Black
When I get sick, I am Black
When I get cold, I am Black
When I die, I will be Black

BUT YOU...
When you were born, you were Pink
When you grow up, you'll be White
When you get sick, you turn Green
When you get cold, you turn Blue
And when you die, you will turn Purple

and you call me coloured?

Now back to topic
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Always thought that first rhyme was dumb, must been thought of by a fashion designer, 'cos they're dark brown. But never black.
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Lou
Not True, I have a friend who's a VERY dark black man and on his 25 birthday I SAW him turn green! It was SCARY! I was ready to haul his passed out body to the ER!
Seems your the last person i gave reputation to.
I like the poem thing you done.
Ive never liked the term 'coloured' though
I have a 4 black mates and they dont like 'coloured' and i can
see what they mean.
 
Some-body [cough] mentioned that mankind came from fish. I hope that was a once only thing and not ongoing, I like fish 'n' chips and that would make me a bit of a cannibal. Salt and vinegar any-one?
 
Here is the painting that was derived from all of this. It's a picture of God as both a man and a woman in the same body. It's really not my best at all. I could have done better if I had more time.


I Am
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What a brain turner of a topic..

1 - Of course god has a penis. Right in the centre of his forehead.
2 - God has children? Are some people suggesting that god has had sex outside of marriage..oh my..
3 - Things I 'learned' from reading this topic - There is no proof of evolution, the bible isn't misogynistic, palabravampiress loves to type.
4 - What I intend to do with the knowledge gleamed from this topic is between me and my shrink.
And 5 - My contribution to the topic. Watching a couple of episodes of Buffy does not make one an expert tv critic, though lots of people believe otherwise.
 
palabravampiress
palabravampiress
Bahaha. I guess I did kinda go all long-windy on you guys. Hehe. Aww crap - now I'm typing again. Help! It's an addiction. lol.
Personally, I consider God to be a physical being with a body like ours. When it's stated that "God created man in his own image" I basically take that to mean we're lesser forms of him. Our body is shaped after his. I don't believe that God is "everywhere at once". And I do not believe that he and Jesus Christ are one and the same, either.

And while most Christian religions do not accept this idea at all, I believe that there is a Heavenly Mother too, who is God's wife, and equal.
 
Heh. Some of y'all are too funny! 😀

Here's my wacky doodle on the subject... logically speaking, of course!

A penis is good for TWO things, & God doesn't need to do either, hence God has no penis.

Also, there are no testicles in heaven. (just ask all the neutered pups out there!)

Thank you, I'll be here all week! :lmao:
 
Buffanator said:
A penis is good for TWO things, & God doesn't need to do either, hence God has no penis.
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IMO, it's only good for one thing, a total waste of cellular material for the other. But then again, I'm cranky. :silly:

Buffanator said:
Also, there are no testicles in heaven. (just ask all the neutered pups out there!)
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I for once couldn't call a place/state/concept/whatever "Heaven", if it still had a gender difference in it (as that's pretty much top on my personal "most hellish" list about this world). So, definitely no testicles. :biggrin:
 
To be honest, if there is a God, I don't think he/she/it has a gender, or anything of the sort. I think God is just a presence...I just tend to say 'Him' out of habit, and saying 'it' seems disrespectful.
 
Lets be honest here. Gods a MAN. He's as Manly as Man can be, got MAN written all over him. Just Man. manmanman.
I mean, if HE was a woman, he could never have invented the earth.
 
^^Re Crazy Flakes.
Oh Right, sorry. Its the rude, mysoginistic thing. I forgot its hard to tell.
 
Yam Sham said:
I'm no femenist and O, but that's just rude. =/
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Stupid enter button.
Here's the full comment:
I'm no femenist and I'm not offended or anything, but that's just rude. =/ Especially since more than half of the BB members are female.
 
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Blondie Bear
Actually, if you think that he shouldn't be rude about females, that makes you feminist by definition . . . just not one of those crazy, man-hating feminists.
It just stems from patricarchy really, and the subjugation of women... and all that stuff.

But I don't believe in anything mystical on any level. It's probably overly secular lol
 
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