Great "Everyday People" Quotes

[definition of insane]

So I asked one of the guys I work with how he was and he had said back to me....

"Great! If I was any better I'd be illegal!"

I don't know where he got that from and it's probably my giddy joy but I think that's awesome :lmao: and it got me thinking...what have you heard friends, family, strangers on the street say that you think is worth sharing with the world?

 

[Xander]

The best quotes I can think of now I can't share with the forum because they wouldn't really be appropriate but they were great nonetheless.

 

[Schillaci]

This doesn't really fit with the rules of the topic. But what do I care of rules?!

Actually I think I might have seen this written on this board, I forget.

Anyway. Here goes.

"You can prove anything with statistics. Except the truth."