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definition of insane

definition of insane

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch, one said to the other "There's something fishy around here!"

Three men walked into a bar...you would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Two fish were in a tank, one said to the other "I can't drive this!"

:lmao:

Now those are my jokes out of the way....give us all a laugh and post yours!
 
A momma tomato, poppa tomato, and baby tomato were out for a walk. Baby tomato kept lagging behind. Poppa tomato stepped on the baby tomato, and said Ketch up.
 
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Jade In The Sky
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ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Hmm, yes, very saucey !
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was friggin' dead!

<<rimshot>>

Thank you, thank you! Be sure to try the veal!
 
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StuckinTraffic
You'll be here all week....and be sure to tip your waitstaff handsomely, huh? LOL!
Just before closing time, a ghost walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman said "I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits after 10."

BOOM! BOOM!
 
The South African Rugger team went for a swim in the river Seine Paris, France. They all got the French disease, Frogs Legs.
 
An Irishman wakes up one morning feeling terrible so he goes to the Dr, "Dr I'm feeling terrible, there's pains in me stomach and I feel awfull"
"lets have a look at you, drop your trousers so I can see what's wrong".
So he drops his trousers, and the Dr askes him to bend over, so he does. He see's some money sticking out,"did you know you have a twenty pound note sticking
out of your rear?" The Irishman says"No, take it out !" so he takes it out then another,a tenner, then a fiver, so he keeps pulling these notes out till no more come out.
"There no more money" The Dr says.
"Tell me Dr, how much was in there?"
The Dr counts the cash as the Irishman pulls his clothes back on, "About 1,000 pounds"
"That explains why I wasn't feeling too grand this morning!"
 
To any blondes inhabiting the BB, please excuse the following blonde joke. I personally don't think blondes are stupid...not the ones from MY city, anyway. 😛


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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."


Wocka Wocka!

<< sound of crickets >>

Whoa, tough crowd................
 
Man: Doctor! I can't stop singing. When I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embaracing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!
Doctor: Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome.
Man: Well I've never heard of that, is it common?
Doctor: It's not unusual.
 
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StuckinTraffic
LOL! I'm sad that I actually know all those songs!
Heard the one about the cornflake, it jumped out of the packet onto the table.
But a gust of wind blew it back.
So it jumped out of the packet and onto the table again, across the table it went then jumped onto the floor.
But a gust of wind blew it back.
So it jumped out of the packet and onto the table again, across the table it went then jumped onto the floor, it made it to the kitchen door.
But a gust of wind blew it back.

This story goes on for quite a while, but then it is a serial/cereal.
 
definition of insane
definition of insane
LOL! I like it!
A man and his wife were having trouble sleeping because the dog in their neighbour's yard barked all night.

One night, the man exclaimed "I've had enough of this!" and got out of bed and went outside. After a little while he gets back into bed, but the dog is still barking.

The wife said, "What did you do?"
He replied "I put the dog in our yard. See how they like it!"
 
Child to mother: Mum, theirs a lady at the door collecting for the old peoples home. Shall i give her grandma?



Wat would you do if an elephant sat infront of you at a cinema?
Miss most the movie!
 
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