Happiness in The Black Thorn Dungeon.

ILLYRIAN said:
What methods of torture should be in the Black Thorn Dungeon, bearing in mind we members will need to operate said Devices.
So please say how the devices should be used on the Sineyans.
IE
Rather than setting a fire under the Brazen Bull, start filling it with Bailey's

Should Music Torture be used find a member of Sineya who loves The Sound of Music then have Anyanka Bunny Slayer play her favourite 5 CD's on repeat.

Your choices .. ..
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...and I was invited to join such a household!!!?😱
 
I am so sorry for that
because I do wonder why you drink,
I would ask why
but really,
I just can't be bothered!
 
What's that? Only one of the reasons? I'm not sure if I should feel insulted or not?
 
We spent time in the dungeon, to get the feel of the place, we the chosen few of Black Thorn and I
were preparing a nativity play for folk to enjoy (tee hee) it being Easter soon, seemed like a good enough reason
for starters, so who do you suppose the three kings are and who carries the Gold, Frankincense and the Myrrh?

I spent hours trying to agree with myself which house (castle) should the Kings come from?
Which one(s) do you think?
 
Oh, no answers are forthcoming from those of Sineya,
guess that means the Kings came from those whose happiness resounds within the house of Black Thorn.

On the bright side we get to keep the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh.
 
Holds up an empty bottle, then reads the label before looking apologetically to @Nix.
Puts empty bottle back into its crate.
The crate is full of empty bottles of Baileys, I get to grin sheepishly to Nix.
 
A new attraction was delivered to the Black Thorn dungeon two days ago. Yipee !

The cabinet is a wonderful attraction for all vampire lovers to enter.
Once inside the cabinet there are two doors for you to stand behind which ever one takes your fancy.
One door (ship) has Ben written on the inside of the door
the other door (ship) has Glorificus written on the inside of that door.
The caretaker of the dungeon may turn of the dungeons lights (just) before you enter the cabinet,
so it'll be a bugger for you not knowing if you are in the cabinet or not.

So which one would you prefer to get behind or to put it another way which one would you prefer to ship?
 
Not wishing to sound sexist the person on the rack, yeah I know, as if - wishing indeed.
Said person did not wish to sound sexist by talking about the seventh son of a seventh son,
so,
said person began by asking ( screaming ) about the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter.
 
I still like the idea of filling the Brazen Bull with Baileys, especially if the Baileys could be supplied by a member of Sineya, PLUS the person in the bull will be a member of Sineya, a smiling member of Sineya, which Nix is!
How many times does a member of Sineya volunteer to become a 'victim' of the Black Thorn dungeon!

Promises to hold a Baileys only party afterwards.
 
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Obviously Black Thorn has proven we're the BEST house. No need for further contests. We've won. For all time. Sineya is no more.

TamsinValencia said:
Black Thorn is the only thorn!
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You've been gone for over a month! Hope you're not in jail for assaulting your dorm mates. 🥳
 
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