Happy birthday! For your birthday, follow this algorithm:
1. Get circular birthday cake.
2. Cut small portion, maybe 30 degrees of arc (one twelfth of the cake).
3. Set it aside.
4. Eat the rest of the cake at one sitting.
Bloody terrible isn't it, these things keep happening every year, damned things keep reminding you your getting older, oh, and by the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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