Ahem! *clears throat*
"I wish to thank the Academy for this wonderful honour, along with the cast and crew of "_______________"...I wish to thank my agent and family..."
Oh, wait. That's a different speech.
*rifles through some papers*
"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes both wish for privacy regarding Suri..."
That's not it, either.
*rifles through the folder 'SPEECHES FOR EVERY OCCASION IMAGINABLE'*
Ah! I found it!
"It's been a fun ride, here at Buffy-Boards. I've been involved in many interesting threads and topics. While my fandomness for Buffy and Angel has died down, this board will always hold a special spot in my heart. You guys are all wonderful and I love you lots. Thank you for being a part of my birthday."
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