Happy Birthday Frenchy Faith!

Hope you had a great time. It's never too late for a birthday wish for you so Belated Happy Birthday and I wish you a great new year in your life.
 
I have a feeling that today is not the day of your birth. Well obviously today is not the day of your birth, cos that would make you like hours, possibly minutes old. And since I've read posts of yours from years ago, that would be one insane trick. You'd be like a genius with an IQ of like double figures or something.

I was gonna warn you not to ride the snake of the ancient lake, he's old and his skin is cold. But you don't like snakes, they "shed their skins" which is messy. Plus they is usually attached to wankers.

I got a better idea. I'm gonna wish you happy birthday for next year! Then I can't be late. How's that for a trucking idea? Speaking about trucking, 'happy birthday', assuming you survive that november automobile accident. It looks messy, but vague is the future, hmm, yes.

I'm just pulling your leg, you feel it?? The accident is totally in december.

Seriously, now, I offer you my greatest wisdom, heed it well.

Life is a battle, don't fight it sober.
 
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