HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kryptonite!!!

Another day, another birthday. You know if I keep wishing people happy birthday in these damn topics I'm quickly going to get a bad rep. You know hell has officially kicked me out when people start thinking I'm a nice person.

Anyway, my birthday gift to you is the most awesome advice ever.

A father bull and his son are at the top of a hill, looking down on a bunch of cows. The son turns to the father and says, 'hey dad, why don't we run down the hill and fvck one of the cows?' The father turns to the son and says, 'Son, why don't we walk down the hill and fvck them all'.

😀
 
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Darling Faithy
omg....ahahahahaha nice!!
S
StuckinTraffic
Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Harley
oh thank gosh for the advice, i have no idea how i would have made it...
OMGosh, it's your birthday at last.
18 did you say, well thats just brilliant.
So, now you are 18, what changes in your life?
What great things can you look forward to?
The biggest question is, what is still illegal that you shouldn't do but will and what loses it's appeal because you are of legal age?

Anyway sweety, I sent most of my wishes in the PM's but I left this little gem for here.
The Greatest and Best 'Happy Birthday' song ever.

Lots of love to you on this special day🙂
 
H
Harley
nothing major, def graduating, and buying lotto tickets...yay me
Happy Birthday KJ!!!!

guess what...I still love you more!!!!! that is all
now you get to vote...yeah!!!
 
H
Harley
aww thanks B. but i TOTALLY love you more!
Woo Hoo!! Happy Birthday KJ!!

i hope you have a truely WICKED day!! you totally deserve it!!
 
H
Harley
thanks aly, my days been fab
:bday: Happy Birthday Kryptonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bday:

Hope it was a great one!!!!!!! I wish you much hugs and cake and fun 😀

:hug: :cake: :yay: :cake: :hug:
 
H
Harley
lol thanks
Happy FRICKEN Birthday.
...just kidding.
I hope yours was AWESOME KJ!!
18? Wow... I still remember when you were only 16...and now, two years later...I'm 16, and you're 18...and here we are...just...here

So, again...

WHOOP FRICKEN WHOOP!
HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY KJ!!!
::bday:: ::bday:: ::bday:: ::bday:: ::bday::
 
H
Harley
aww thanks JC. yeah, i def remember being 16
aww thanks everyone. its been my favorite birthday so far 😀
 
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