Another day, another birthday. You know if I keep wishing people happy birthday in these damn topics I'm quickly going to get a bad rep. You know hell has officially kicked me out when people start thinking I'm a nice person.
Anyway, my birthday gift to you is the most awesome advice ever.
A father bull and his son are at the top of a hill, looking down on a bunch of cows. The son turns to the father and says, 'hey dad, why don't we run down the hill and fvck one of the cows?' The father turns to the son and says, 'Son, why don't we walk down the hill and fvck them all'.
😀