Congrats, I think I speak for all of us, and by all of us I mean the entire population of the world, when I say, we never thought you'd survive this far. We, and by we I mean the medical community, can only surmise that all the sexual diseases you have caught have bandied together to form a lobby. And the lobby won't be satisfied until you've collected together every single sexual disease known to man... and beast.
And I think I speak for all of us again, only this time all of us as in the male population of the globe, when I say I hope little little willy got the opportunity to collect another specimen for his collection on this most grand occasion that was your 27th birthday.
From one dick to another, happy birthday.
(I would just like to add that I am merely wishing Little willy happy birthday, and I apologise to any sexually transmitted diseases that feel their reputation has been tainted by being associated in any way with Littlewilly)