Happy Birthday NotASlayer! 🎂

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

It's too bitter for me. Which would solve my problem of eating too much if milk and white chocolate suddenly no longer existed.

We're talking just your standard plain dark chocolate. Some people enjoy it, each to their own!

Dark chocolate is too bitter. If I wanted bitter chocolate, I'd drink a double mocha

 

[ILLYRIAN]

And so @HowiMetdaSlayer, when was the last time you drank a double mocha?

A further reason to those contributors of this thread.
Of why a square of chocolate can last a lot longer than one minute is that with all of ones teeth removed the gums do not meet, ever! So the only way to devour that square of chocolate is to suck it and that will take many minutes.

Now if you'd care to buy me some chocolate I will test it to state how many minutes the square of chocolate will last.
Thanks I say very very hopefrully.

 

[NotASlayer]

The best way to eat chocolate, from the point of view of enjoying the flavour, is said to be to let it slowly dissolve on your tongue. Which I have tried doing. But I never seem to be able to let it dissolve slowly!

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

And so @HowiMetdaSlayer, when was the last time you drank a double mocha?

Just once - only once!