Happyu Birthday peoples

[ILLYRIAN]

Should I be happy or sad that you had another birthday this year,
personally I'm a bit sad I'm getting older.

 

[NotASlayer]

The alternative to getting older is not getting older. The first option tends to be better!

Now, if you could skip the whole ageing part of getting older...

 

[Kendar]

A comedian (engineer and does a lot of math/science jokes) I saw on TikTok has an interesting bit...

"40% of marriages end in divorce. Sounds bad right? But that means that 60% of marriages end in death."