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The Rihanna thread made me remember my favourite joke on Angel.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't already told her twice!

So, my question, whats your favourite Whedonverse joke?
 
B
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*bitches at you for talking about Rhiannia. Or however you spell it.* :p
I don't know what my favourite joke is, but my favourite line is from Chosen.

Willow: It's a total loss of control. And not in the wholesome "my girlfriend has a pierced tongue" way.

[Okay, that might not be exact, but that's the gist of it.]
 
One thing that always makes me laugh is, "That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!" lol!!

Oh and another one, "If you want her to be exactly,she'll never be exactly i know, the only really real Buffy, is really Buffy and she's gone Who?" Lol wow i remembered that one off the top of my head...i've got a problem 😛
 
I dont remember every words but I like these...

1. Sanctuary - ANGEL
Faith : How does it work?
Angel : It's a hard question. It depends on...blah blah blah.....
Faith : (Mention the microwave) So how does it work?
Angel : ...

2. The Harsh Light Of The Day - BtVS
Buffy : Harmony is a vampire? She could die without reflection.

3. Tabula Rasa - BtVS
Buffy : Vampire with a soul? How lame is that?

4. Fear, itself - BtVS
Buffy : This is Gachnar?
Willow : He...he's so cute.

5. Beer bad - BtVS
Xander : So what did you learn from beer?
Buffy : Foamy!

And so many many lines I dont know the english grammar to type it out, lol. 😉
 
Mazikeen
Mazikeen
Beer bad karma!
Buffy and Xander breaking into the Initiative through Riley's frat house elveator:

Xander: So, now what?

Buffy: I have to take a retinal scan...

Xander: Oh, I don't wanta watch that!!

Buffy: I said RETINAL scan.
 
The Spike mocking Angel moment in Angel. Let the mocking begin..AWAY!!!!!!!!
 
Apart from the obvious Spike quotage, Angel's remark in the Girl in Question, about Buffy dating the Immortal:

"She'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil."

.. And then the look they give each other (sw)
 
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