Have you learned anything practical from Btvs?

[November]

I learned that you can melt marshmellows in the microwave from Dawn in Coversations with Dead People. And they are yummy.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I learned that even if it meant saving the world, I wouldn't invite a bunch of misfit teens to live in my house.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I wouldn't invite a bunch of misfit teens to live in my house.

Stop lying. You know if one of them was like a tall, long-haired (but clean shaven) foreign beast that liked death metal you would in a heartbeat.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Stop lying. You know if one of them was like a tall, long-haired (but clean shaven) foreign beast that liked death metal you would in a heartbeat.

No matter how hot a dude is, I'm just not attracted to guys under the age of 24-25. Even if he were covered in tattoos, had long hair, and liked death metal....hmmm. Yeah, let's make that 22. 😂

But in all seriousness, I really prefer my guys to have a little mileage on them. During my rather extensive research on (and under) the topic, I discovered that the optimum age for dudes is approximately 32. Hawtness, extreme musical taste, long hair, and tattoos are all a plus, but if he can't hold an intelligent conversation, things get boring very quickly.

 

[Ethan Reigns]

No matter how hot a dude is, I'm just not attracted to guys under the age of 24-25. Even if he were covered in tattoos, had long hair, and liked death metal....hmmm. Yeah, let's make that 22. 😂

But in all seriousness, I really prefer my guys to have a little mileage on them. During my rather extensive research on (and under) the topic, I discovered that the optimum age for dudes is approximately 32. Hawtness, extreme musical taste, long hair, and tattoos are all a plus, but if he can't hold an intelligent conversation, things get boring very quickly.

You could make use of a younger guy - you would just have to give him a participation trophy.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

You could make use of a younger guy - you would just have to give him a participation trophy.

Oh, I have. 😈 But they're always a last resort. Kind of like wanting Cool Ranch Doritos...yet 7/11 only had Nacho Cheese, so you make due.

 

[Dania]

Yes, I learned some things. As example: Alcohol is bad, as well as sex 🙂 No, that was a joke.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Fire pretty.

 

[AlphaFoxtrot]

Beheading is a reliable way to kill things. Joss Whedon is quite fond of slender girls. Fire is a reliable way of killing things.

 

[nightshade]

Sex is bad, men are evil?

 

[November]

, I discovered that the optimum age for dudes is approximately 32

Thankyou for doing that research. It shall not be wasted time. Unlike the octupi on extasy.

Beheading is a reliable way to kill things. Fire is a reliable way of killing things.

This is also useful knowledge for snakes 😀 ta for the reminder!

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

And so much more!!!

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I learnt that if you stalk a woman, sneak in and steal her underwear, that, given time, she will learn to love you. It is harder to sneak in and steal underwear now than it was when the show was on due to security systems. Actually I should, before investing time stalking, first check to assure there are no security systems (or dogs) in place.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

It is harder to sneak in and steal underwear now than it was when the show was on due to security systems. Actually I should, before investing time stalking, first check to assure there are no security systems (or dogs) in place.

Speaking of security systems, I've often dreamt of having a drawbridge and moat...with several crocodiles lurking around. Oooh! Maybe landmines and a high voltage fence? I take my privacy seriously. 😂