A
Altoz
Guest
KAPITI COAST, NEW ZEALAND, JANUARY 2003:
There was a startled yelp in the surf, as Doug moaned: "Oh, Danny, not again!"
"Sorry,' replied the shameless werewolf, who had once more gotten too frisky and shredded his partner's leisurewear in all his excitement,"but you will wear speedos and get me all hot and bothered. If you simply wore boardshorts like Lindsey does, I wouldn't have this problem."
From the beach, Lindsey pitched a new pair of speedos at Doug who caught them gratefully. Buffy, under a beach umbrella, sighed:
"I don't think I agree with Oz. I think speedos look better on men."
"Would you like a personal fashion show tonight?" Lindsey said as he returned to the cool shade of the beach umbrella and gratefully cracked open a beer.
"I can't believe that things are so quiet down here. I haven't sensed a vampire over the entire holiday break." Buffy exclaimed.
"And this is a problem how, exactly?" replied her significant other, as she leant back into him:
"I hope Dawn's okay."
"Will you relax? If something was up, Willow or Tara would call us."
"I guess you're right. Doug, are you decent out there?" Buffy called.
"I am until Danny gets carried away again and destroys my latest swimwear."
Buffy laughed as she and Lindsey ran into the pounding surf, hand in hand. For once, Sunnydale and all its paranormal cares and anxieties seemed a world away. Which, in a sense, they were. Alessandra Norton had suggested New Zealand to them after their ordeal over Jordy Osborne's murder and Angel's self-immolation in Los Angeles to prevent the permanent release of Angelus, his unsouled darkself.
Doug had been reluctant at first, but then, as he relaxed in the summer light, he showed his companions around the nearest large city to his own birthplace, Upper Hutt across the bay. There were no vampires here, apparently. Feeling at a loss, Buffy monitored local police communications, with special attention paid to adjacent cemeteries or forest areas. However, there were no reported incidents of throat slashing or exsanguination that usually indicated the presence of vampires. Perhaps New Zealand was simply too small to support a decent vampire population. Even though he'd been a rent boy six years ago, Doug hadn't encountered any vampires in the Hutt where he'd grown up, or in neighbouring Wellington, given that vampires tended to prey heavily on street people.
Back at the condominium that the Watchers Institute had lent them, the two couples were busy enjoying music, beer and wine as Buffy leant back while Lindsey and Oz jammed together. Doug joined her, handing her a nicely chilled wine:
"Ah. Thank you, mister. I'll almost be sorry to go home at this rate."
"I know the feeling. The 'Dale is home to me now. I feel like a tourist myself at the moment."
"Yeah, I feel the same way about LA. This is a beautiful country, Doug. Cute men. You had no chance, did you?"
Doug laughed: "I couldn't possibly comment. Danny's said so, too. Hey, those two play well together. Why the hell didn't we think of this before?"
"I wish Willow and Tara could have joined us. They'd love it too."
"Well, someone had to stay and keep the home stakes sharpened." Abruptly, there was a scream from the hills:
"Oh, no. And things were going so well." Buffy pulled on a houseshirt and her cut-off jeans, as Doug joined in, handing her stakes.
Oz and Lindsey looked at each other: "Damn. And I'd only just gotten that chord right too."
"Come on. Time we provided the muscle to their brains." Lindsey said, pulling on a denim jacket.
As they entered the forest, Doug frowned:
"Hey, there's something weird about this. Why is the vamp here active, given that it's still daylight?"
Oz sniffed: "Doesn't smell like a normal vampire either."
As the startled creature ran into daylight and didn't combust at all, Buffy raised an eyebrow before she clasped her stake and gave chase to the creature.
"Over here! I've got its spoor!" Oz yelled, as the others crashed through the undergrowth in pursuit. Doug frowned:
"That's like no vampire I've ever seen, except in the movies."
Lindsey nodded: "Yeah, exactly. Most of the ones I've encountered have at least been humanoid. What about you, Buffy?"
"They lose human form and definition over time. One of the first vampires I encountered, the Master, was somewhat gargoyley. From what I've been told by Alessandra and the Institute, though, this Orlok class vampire is largely restricted to Hungary and Romania. They do have some greater daylight tolerance. But what the hell is it doing here, half a world away?"
Lindsey snapped his fingers: "Hey, some research I did just came to mind. In 1837, the Direwolf, a whaling vessel, sank nearest this area. Except it only went out at night and there were no reported survivors..."
"But how could any Orlok vamp have eluded detection and capture for almost two centuries, in that case?"
Ozwolf leapt into the clearing and snarling, it advanced into the wilds:
"Be careful, Danny. That's a probable older vamp out there."
Then a horder of red eyes flickered into existence around them. Buffy whispered:
"Hell, How can there possibly be that many of them?"
Doug powered up, traceries of green witchlight around his hands: "More to the point, how could they have survived, given the low population density here?"
Lindsey hefted his broadsword: "Looks like they're about to rush us..."
TO BE CONTINUED
There was a startled yelp in the surf, as Doug moaned: "Oh, Danny, not again!"
"Sorry,' replied the shameless werewolf, who had once more gotten too frisky and shredded his partner's leisurewear in all his excitement,"but you will wear speedos and get me all hot and bothered. If you simply wore boardshorts like Lindsey does, I wouldn't have this problem."
From the beach, Lindsey pitched a new pair of speedos at Doug who caught them gratefully. Buffy, under a beach umbrella, sighed:
"I don't think I agree with Oz. I think speedos look better on men."
"Would you like a personal fashion show tonight?" Lindsey said as he returned to the cool shade of the beach umbrella and gratefully cracked open a beer.
"I can't believe that things are so quiet down here. I haven't sensed a vampire over the entire holiday break." Buffy exclaimed.
"And this is a problem how, exactly?" replied her significant other, as she leant back into him:
"I hope Dawn's okay."
"Will you relax? If something was up, Willow or Tara would call us."
"I guess you're right. Doug, are you decent out there?" Buffy called.
"I am until Danny gets carried away again and destroys my latest swimwear."
Buffy laughed as she and Lindsey ran into the pounding surf, hand in hand. For once, Sunnydale and all its paranormal cares and anxieties seemed a world away. Which, in a sense, they were. Alessandra Norton had suggested New Zealand to them after their ordeal over Jordy Osborne's murder and Angel's self-immolation in Los Angeles to prevent the permanent release of Angelus, his unsouled darkself.
Doug had been reluctant at first, but then, as he relaxed in the summer light, he showed his companions around the nearest large city to his own birthplace, Upper Hutt across the bay. There were no vampires here, apparently. Feeling at a loss, Buffy monitored local police communications, with special attention paid to adjacent cemeteries or forest areas. However, there were no reported incidents of throat slashing or exsanguination that usually indicated the presence of vampires. Perhaps New Zealand was simply too small to support a decent vampire population. Even though he'd been a rent boy six years ago, Doug hadn't encountered any vampires in the Hutt where he'd grown up, or in neighbouring Wellington, given that vampires tended to prey heavily on street people.
Back at the condominium that the Watchers Institute had lent them, the two couples were busy enjoying music, beer and wine as Buffy leant back while Lindsey and Oz jammed together. Doug joined her, handing her a nicely chilled wine:
"Ah. Thank you, mister. I'll almost be sorry to go home at this rate."
"I know the feeling. The 'Dale is home to me now. I feel like a tourist myself at the moment."
"Yeah, I feel the same way about LA. This is a beautiful country, Doug. Cute men. You had no chance, did you?"
Doug laughed: "I couldn't possibly comment. Danny's said so, too. Hey, those two play well together. Why the hell didn't we think of this before?"
"I wish Willow and Tara could have joined us. They'd love it too."
"Well, someone had to stay and keep the home stakes sharpened." Abruptly, there was a scream from the hills:
"Oh, no. And things were going so well." Buffy pulled on a houseshirt and her cut-off jeans, as Doug joined in, handing her stakes.
Oz and Lindsey looked at each other: "Damn. And I'd only just gotten that chord right too."
"Come on. Time we provided the muscle to their brains." Lindsey said, pulling on a denim jacket.
As they entered the forest, Doug frowned:
"Hey, there's something weird about this. Why is the vamp here active, given that it's still daylight?"
Oz sniffed: "Doesn't smell like a normal vampire either."
As the startled creature ran into daylight and didn't combust at all, Buffy raised an eyebrow before she clasped her stake and gave chase to the creature.
"Over here! I've got its spoor!" Oz yelled, as the others crashed through the undergrowth in pursuit. Doug frowned:
"That's like no vampire I've ever seen, except in the movies."
Lindsey nodded: "Yeah, exactly. Most of the ones I've encountered have at least been humanoid. What about you, Buffy?"
"They lose human form and definition over time. One of the first vampires I encountered, the Master, was somewhat gargoyley. From what I've been told by Alessandra and the Institute, though, this Orlok class vampire is largely restricted to Hungary and Romania. They do have some greater daylight tolerance. But what the hell is it doing here, half a world away?"
Lindsey snapped his fingers: "Hey, some research I did just came to mind. In 1837, the Direwolf, a whaling vessel, sank nearest this area. Except it only went out at night and there were no reported survivors..."
"But how could any Orlok vamp have eluded detection and capture for almost two centuries, in that case?"
Ozwolf leapt into the clearing and snarling, it advanced into the wilds:
"Be careful, Danny. That's a probable older vamp out there."
Then a horder of red eyes flickered into existence around them. Buffy whispered:
"Hell, How can there possibly be that many of them?"
Doug powered up, traceries of green witchlight around his hands: "More to the point, how could they have survived, given the low population density here?"
Lindsey hefted his broadsword: "Looks like they're about to rush us..."
TO BE CONTINUED