ok, kids, coming from the person who lives in the toughest city on this side of the earth, Cleaveland ain't that bad. (i'm only a couple of hours from it.) I don't like it first of all, but to answer your question, the dutiful people who live in the ghetto, have solemnly sworn to protect cleveland's hellmouth, at any and all costs!!!!! The hellmouth is located in clevelands, club district, just east of downtown. And it's WELL protected 😉