Help Me Name My Teddy Bear!!

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I've had this little guy for years but I've never given him a name. Just never saw the need. But now I want to.

I mean, look at that face. He really deserves a name. 😄

 

[Bop]

Oh my goodness he's adorable. The name Geoffrey sprung to mind when I looked at him, I don't know why.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

He's all clean and fluffy now because I washed him with coconut shampoo. And he smells SO good!

 

[TamsinValencia]

He's a beautiful bear.
Jasper
Ralph
Colin
Peter
Bernard
Clemmy
Augustus
Raymond
Keith

You did an impressive job washing him, his fur looks so fluffy. When I was a kid we got to take turns bringing a bear home and I washed him and his fur wouldn't dry ruining him. Then no one else was able to take him home and the school had to get a new bear, I also brang the bear to pizza hut before which is why he needed a wash.

 

[November]

I think it looks like a Russell. I duno why, just what came to mind 🤣 Rus/Rusty.

 

[TheXandyman]

Butterscotch
Fuzzles
Buttons
Snuggles

...Daniel

 

[Nix]

Ozzy!
Bernard
Boris (lol - maybe not)
Benjamin
Benny
Bill

 

[nightshade]

As you love your sister soooo much, you should name it after her.

 

[NotASlayer]

Theodore Edward Bear.

I know I got that from a book.

 

[November]

Rufus or Fred for fandom names

 

[Ethan Reigns]

There's always Fozzie.

 

[NoShip]

Sauron.

 

[TheXandyman]

Bear Grylls

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Pablo Escobear

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Depending on the size of machine gun that Ted carries, Sir might be a good name to use !

 

[Plasma]

Since you’re basically Stewie from Family Guy, Rupert

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

There's no easy way to say this: my bear has been throwing sex parties when I'm not home! Even a few of my Barbies joined in a state of complete shock. What the hell?!

Apparently, I'd caught him off guard because he thought I was at Walmart.
😳

 

[TamsinValencia]

He has a very handsome bowtie on. That reminds me of doctor who.

Maybe Mr Tom Baker.

 

[November]

There's no easy way to say this: my bear has been throwing sex parties when I'm not home! Even a few of my Barbies joined in a state of complete shock. What the hell?!

Apparently, I'd caught him off guard because he thought I was at Walmart.
😳

His name is obviously Ken then.

 

[ILLYRIAN]

My dear Anyanka Bunny Slayer,
it makes no if's, but's or maybe's. If Teddy was to throw a sex party or not! As Teddy was in The House of Black Thorn should he throw the sex party anywhere it would need to be thrown somewhere he isn't and that could only be to the house of Sineya. Being as how they are the goody goody good guys I'd suggest they are all virgins.