Help Me Name My Teddy Bear!!

Damn, now that I've taken a few of my Barbies out, I don't want to put them back!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
ILLYRIAN said:
My dear Anyanka Bunny Slayer,
it makes no if's, but's or maybe's. If Teddy was to throw a sex party or not! As Teddy was in The House of Black Thorn should he throw the sex party anywhere it would need to be thrown somewhere he isn't and that could only be to the house of Sineya. Being as how they are the goody goody good guys I'd suggest they are all virgins.
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Don't say that or you will give my daughter a messiah complex. When was I last a virgin? Let's see, Nixon was in office in the US...
 
What, you were last a virgin while Nixon was in an office. Were you and he suitable candidates to not be virgins and if so why did your daughter get a messiah complex (not that I know who Messiah is).
How many folk owned the office that you and Nixon or was it owned by you and Nixon, you did say about it being in us or was I reading that wrong?
 
Has the bear committed to one of the barbies in a relationship? Or is he still enjoying the parties and looking for the right barbie to settle down with?
 
Giles? I dunno, always seemed like a real softie under all of the seriousness, good name for a teddy bear.
 
TamsinValencia said:
Has the bear committed to one of the barbies in a relationship? Or is he still enjoying the parties and looking for the right barbie to settle down with?
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I put the Barbies away, so no more sex parties for him. ๐Ÿ˜„
 
TamsinValencia
TamsinValencia
I don't think those parties were for him. He looks like more of an innocent, introverted and commitment minded bear.
November said:
What did you decide?
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Yes, his name is H.R. Pufnstuff. ๐Ÿ˜

Last Watcher said:
Looks like a Dougal to me ๐Ÿ™‚

Any more, erm, mature Brits will remember 'The Magic Roundabout' and he looks like Dougal ๐Ÿ˜€
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You inspired my bear's new name. I went old school. ๐Ÿฅณ

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Has anyone else ever noticed how a lot of kids' programs from the '60's and early '70's looked like a long acid trip? ๐Ÿ˜…
 
Last Watcher
Last Watcher
That's because that is exactly what the writers were using for, erm, 'Inspiration' ;)
Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
There's no easy way to say this: my bear has been throwing sex parties when I'm not home! Even a few of my Barbies joined in a state of complete shock. What the hell?!
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If the Barbies had not joined in, would it really have been a sex party? ๐Ÿ™‚
 
How about Elvis Grizzly? ๐Ÿค”
 
How about Ronal?

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And yes, these are actual wheels you can buy for your car and I have seen them on a Mercedes 450SL.
 
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