"Help Pointy Choose" Submissions

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Mr. Pointy ..... Dear Mr. Pointy?
(who said the art of grovelling is dead?)
The House of the Black Thorn really needs your wonderful ettique (that's an e with a little dash from the top of it).
Should you join our house, the book I'm trying to get published at present I'll send a free copy to you.
Or I could make up a poem called The Adventures of Mr. Pointy
It could be set in 'A' town near Nuneaton (was that subtle or what!).
If you have ever been to www.thegreatesc.com and seen the web series that features Gabriel. The character (you) in the poem would be based on him.

Alternatively if you join the house of Sineya, I'll make it a really bad poem.
Your choice.
 
So mine is not a neat little present or anything but rather a reality check.

Dear Mr. Pointy,

As Buffy-Boards upcoming law student who has spent the last year studying Torts, I feel it is my duty to put you on notice that should you act with reckless disregard and choose the Bad house of yucky thorns, all members of the house of Sineya will suffer irreparable harm from the intense emotional distress you will inflict on us. Mind you, I am jured my Torts I class and wrote a memo over what we "baby lawyers" call IIED, so I know the elements of this heinous tort and how to prove you knowingly engaged in intentional conduct with the intent to hurt all us lovely good hearted Sineyans should you choose to disregard our feelings. As a kind hearted Sineyan, please note that it would pain me greatly to have to take you before the tribunal and seek damages. Having to bring the suit would probably inflict further distress upon me and cause the damages to triple. We don't want to sue you, Mr. Pointy. Just make the right choice. Since the members of that other not quite as awesome house are all soulless evil doers, you can rest assured that they lack the capacity to feel, and therefore cannot be emotionally distraught.

You are now on notice.

*Disclaimer: All members of the House of Sineya totally conform to the reasonable man standard.

**Disclaimer #2: Should you make the wrong decision, I will need you to travel to Oklahoma so that my process server can give you your consolation prize in person. We don't want any fights to arise from lack of jurisdiction, so trust me its a necessity. And you'll love it here.
 
PassionBecoming
PassionBecoming
<3 LOVE this!!
Mr. Pointy
Mr. Pointy
"Oklahoma City is oh so pretty" - the Pointys liked it too:)
BuffyElevated
BuffyElevated
LOL Love it, Randi!
My dear randiann,
I wonder how Mr. Pointy will view your submission, given that he is a senior and very well respected member of these boards.
How will he react to your casting dispersions on the other house: not referring to it by its proper name but starting to cast insults to the other house, the Bad House of Yukky Thorns indeed.
As Mr. Pointy is all in favour of being treating the other house with respect, I feel you have done your house a great disservice.
Should he choose to be in a house that is not of your choosing: as highlighted by the **disclaimer#2 you would say he is wrong would you?
I would view it as his right to make a choice himself, I would certainly not resort to that.
Also, given that you say you are an upcoming law student you are no doubt aware of not making accusations without proof, so could you please supply the proof that Members of the House of the Black Thorn are:
A/ souless evil doers
B/ that we lack the capacity to feel.
C/ that we are unable to be emotionally distraught.

I did notice that your post was supported by another member, is that member in the house of sineya?
No doubt your answer will appear here soon, wouldn't want the nice Mr. Pointy to think that you are full of hot air would we?

On a side note, thank you randiann for presenting me with the opportunity to say nice things to Mr. Pointy.
 
ILLYRIAN said:
My dear randiann,
I wonder how Mr. Pointy will view your submission, given that he is a senior and very well respected member of these boards.
How will he react to your casting dispersions on the other house: not referring to it by its proper name but starting to cast insults to the other house, the Bad House of Yukky Thorns indeed.
As Mr. Pointy is all in favour of being treating the other house with respect, I feel you have done your house a great disservice.
Should he choose to be in a house that is not of your choosing: as highlighted by the **disclaimer#2 you would say he is wrong would you?
I would view it as his right to make a choice himself, I would certainly not resort to that.
Also, given that you say you are an upcoming law student you are no doubt aware of not making accusations without proof, so could you please supply the proof that Members of the House of the Black Thorn are:
A/ souless evil doers
B/ that we lack the capacity to feel.
C/ that we are unable to be emotionally distraught.

I did notice that your post was supported by another member, is that member in the house of sineya?
No doubt your answer will appear here soon, wouldn't want the nice Mr. Pointy to think that you are full of hot air would we?

On a side note, thank you randiann for presenting me with the opportunity to say nice things to Mr. Pointy.
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Ah my dear Illyrian, perhaps you have missed the point of my post. I certainly would never attempt to choose Mr. Pointy's fate; that is of course his decision alone. My stating it is the "wrong" choice is simply my opinion. As far as your allegations that I am being disrespectful to the other not-as-awesome house, we at Buffy-Boards have a long history of jest and good natured teasing and competition that has existed between previous houses as well as ships. I am simply carrying on this time honored tradition.

As far as my "proof" of the previous statements, each of these are statements of opinion and not of fact and therefore are not actually defamatory or actionable under a claim of misrepresentation.

Mr. Pointy, please know we in Sineya would love to have you in our house as we are the house of all that is good and wonderful. I, as a concerned member of the Buffy-Boards community, just wish to simply reiterate the importance of your decision. Your decision will have lasting effects , and I wish to ensure that you are aware of the these.

*Last matter of fact to correct* I am a current law student and an upcoming lawyer 😉

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Excuse my torts soaked brain (I do have a final in that class next week) but I misstated above. There is quite obviously no action in misrepresentation.

Also the basis for my opinions hinges on the fact that it is the "house of evil" AND that [MENTION=6758]white avenger[/MENTION] is a member (really that's all the proof anyone needs to shore up any of those opinions)

Also, what part of that previous post was actually praising Mr. P? I think this may actually be a sneaky way of discrediting my prior post and conning Mr. P into thinking poorly about it.

Evil I tell you. Pure evil.
 
randiann said:
*Last matter of fact to correct* I am a current law student and an upcoming lawyer 😉


Also the basis for my opinions hinges on the fact that it is the "house of evil" AND that [MENTION=6758]white avenger[/MENTION] is a member (really that's all the proof anyone needs to shore up any of those opinions)
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As an up and coming lawyer, you must surely know the importance of having your facts straight before you comment.

As of this moment, I am not, to the best of my knowledge, affiliated with any House. The White Avenger is a maverick. He lives by his own rules. He walks his own path. Men fear him. Women desire him. Children and small animals adore him. If there is, truly, a "House Of Evil," its occupants live in dread of the day that he comes calling.

Most importantly, he can speak of himself in the third person without cracking a grin.

I have spoken.
 
Mr. Pointy
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randiann
Lol I come back from my mini-hiatius to find out I mistakenly assumed you were in the Evil House of Evil. My bad.
Warning, this post is off topic.

white avenger,
and well spoken sir.
I must admit to having two moments of uncertainty, you stated that, 'he walks his own path'. I thought white avenger (not your username) was a memory of a car.

Should you ever consider joining a house, I offer these two points:
A/
The house of evil that randiann seems to be referring to is in fact, The House of the Black Thorn. In the series Angel, the closest to that is Circle of the Black Thorn.
B/
Also considering that in some dialects in this world the word 'are' is often said as 'e', the question I'd ask is ' what sin e ya?'

Am I laughing right now? Was that said in jest? Have I ever tried to put humour into my posts?
The 2nd moment of uncertainty came from your comment that you are ok speaking of yourself in the 3rd person.
I do speak to myself, on occasion I have argued with myself (luckily I haver never lost an arguement with myself, as that is a really bad indication as to my mental stability), but a 3rd one of me in the argument. How do you do that?
 
ILLYRIAN said:
Warning, this post is off topic.

white avenger,
and well spoken sir.
I must admit to having two moments of uncertainty, you stated that, 'he walks his own path'. I thought white avenger (not your username) was a memory of a car.
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In my case, the original White Avenger was an old Wizardry/ D&D character that I created in the early 80's and later the name given to my 1963 P1800 Volvo. The character (not the car) was the last member of his race, on a mission of vengeance against the group responsible foe his race's annihilation.
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Mr. Pointy
Mr. Pointy
I love the car. Was it the same as Roger Moore drove in TV's "The Saint"?
Alright, here is a collab of gifties for Dear Mr. Pointy from the House of Sineya! We welcome you with open arms, cookies, chocolates, fun, and of course, weaponry to fight the evil of The Black Thorn. We welcome you with open arms (and fridges...and minds...and everything, because you know, we're nice. 🙂 )

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Close ups of the goodies included:

Cookies by [MENTION=208]Nix[/MENTION]
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Community activities by [MENTION=10582]brinkster130[/MENTION]
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Spirits by PassionBecoming
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Chocolates by PassionBecoming
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We do hope you accept our humble plea to join us on the naughty but nice side. 😀
 
November
November
Love the cookies!
Well that all looks pretty good... *sneaks in stealthily with Faith*



.... c'mon, what'd you expect? We're evil!
 
nightshade
nightshade
love this!
The House of the Black Thorn has gotten you your own Tardis!

We got it in black, but it looks boring, so we got it in blood curdling red! If you dont choose us, we'll keep going back in time and pursuading you to choose us!

(please not, if you choose us, you can't use it to go back in time and choose Sineya, somehow after you choose us, it becomes a fixed point in time, so just never test it out...)

 
There is no reason why The House of The Black Thorn would want its own brewery, that sounds like lots of hard work.
We at this house choose to make our income the easy way, take a look at the books that state who are 30% owners of SINeya's brewing company, then there's the 20% stake in the visa card that we have.
So whenever we have as party, we can afford to splash out a bit. And if the entertainment is supplied by The Rolling Stones, Abba, Jethro Tull or who ever. Who cares as there's plenty more money rolling in, some of it from the House of Sineya.
Makes you wonder, does Mr. Pointy look forward to working at the brewery?
Seeing that all the bottles are clean and dry, that the automatic labelling machine puts the labels on straight, that there is enough beer in each bottle or that the tops are on the bottles securely?
And for all the financially minded, the company that owns the company that runs this site just last week sold 15% of its shares, you'll never guess who to.... suffice to say that whenever members of the House of Sineya post on this site they give money to The House of the Black Thorn. Hmm how do I laugh? Oh right --- Bwahaha.

Maybe Mr. Pointy would like to watch a film or read a book while relaxing in a comfortable chair with his feet up. Yep, it's a hard life with us.
 
Nah, we don't WORK the brewery, we just enjoy it's products. We're good guys, so we do have minions, but they are PAID minions. 🙂

Shall I throw out my big guns, Mr. Pointy? Once a week in our awesome Sineya lounge I will throw on my Sineya cheerleading outfit and do a cheer made specially for you! That is, after having my orange juice and warming up with a few chorus lines of "Macho Man".
 
brinkster130
brinkster130
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If that's what you like Pointy I promise you that we will make you a PassionBecoming-bot... Cause you know we have the technology!
 
PassionBecoming
PassionBecoming
Bahahahaha. Ok, had to laugh at that one.
I dont know the calorie count in a tub of that is sinful, that could be ours.... 😀
 
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