All this grovelling and offering treats by the opposition are terrible.
Mr P. is big enough, old enough and presumably sensible enough (or is that senile enough) to make an informed decision on his own without the bribery, corruption and abject scorn poured upon his person by them.
Mr P. should choose Black Thorn where we will treat him like any other member of our house - it'll be one hell of a ride Mr P., come join in with the mayhem! 🙂
PS: As evil as we are, at least we're honest about it, the other sides "goody two shoes" act is just that, an act. 😉