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ILLYRIAN

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Can someone tell me please the answer to my question - before Christmas?

Why has Santa Claus set up his toy manufacturing empire in his hypermarket at the North Pole on the massive ice continent?

Anyone care to make a guess, I will look in
 
He has only one direction he can go from the North Pole and that is south. So if he is navigationally challenged, all he has to remember is to go south because that is the only direction you can go from there.. As for massive ice continent, it appears to be thinning to the point where the Northwest Passage is a viable transport route for shipping.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Sorry, you missed the point completely, though I did enjoy the journey, so thanks.
Also, the north polar position puts him closer to the majority of the population, who live in the northern hemisphere, than the south pole would. And there is generally less traffic to avoid at the pole than there would be in an inhabited region.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Do you think Rudolph would lead Santa unto a head-on? Nice concept though.
Not to mention that he doesn't have to worry about labor laws there.
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Believe it or not you are nearly on the right track and I don't mean that because you made Anyanka Bunny Slayer laugh.
While Santa is a very friendly guy, his wife is antisocial. She insisted on living at the North Pole, and who was he to deny the wish of his beloved? And she did threaten to move in with Frosty the Snowman if she couldn't live at the North Pole. So...
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
You should have continued with Kendar's train of thought, ooh was the train of thought (The Polar Express) a hint, nahhh - tee hee.
To those who have answered thus far, and were upset that I said you were wrong (sorry) though you liked my comment.
Know this, that one day I hope to be a diplomat -
To be able to tell a person they are wrong
or
to tell someone to go to hell in such a way they would look forward to the journey !

Oh how I wish there was a smiley face of me smiling, with the words below being tee hee - tee hee.
 
Santa does like being at on the continent the North Pole as Santa's people are in charge of all the payments of Tax, now you know why Santa is such a happy man.
 
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