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Rayne

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What's your PICK UP line?

"Can I pick your butt?"

you are silly and strange and wouldn't want to date anyone who couldn't handle being asked about butt-picking.
 
"Hi, I find you very attractive. Want my number?"

You are direct, forward, and confident, and are looking for someone who, like you, dislikes the playing of games.
 
"Pardon me, have we met?"
you are refined and prefer a subtle approach. if you can call pretending to know a perfect stranger subtle. hey, i guess it's better than 'can i pick your butt?'

I dunno about this. I'd much rather have "Can I Pick Your Butt" than "Have we met!?"
 
What's your sign?

you are probably genuinely curious about people's zodiac signs. hopefully it will help you out in the dating world. i bet you're not a libra.
 
My pickup line is: What's your sign?

you are probably genuinely curious about people's zodiac signs. hopefully it will help you out in the dating world. i bet you're not a libra.
 
"Can I pick your butt?"
you are silly and strange and wouldn't want to date anyone who
couldn't handle being asked about butt-picking.

That figures, it worked on me, LOL
 
Honestly, if I were single and met a guy I liked I'd probably say "Hey baby, your crawl space or mine?" or "Hey baby, want some chicken?" or "you've stollen my heart...but that's ok I have three more at home in the freezer." That one gets 'em every time! 😉
 
Originally posted by Rayne
"you've stollen my heart...but that's ok I have three more at home in the freezer."
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LOL! That rocks. I'd be all over a girl who used that one. Well, er, after a thorough background check to make sure she was kidding...
 
"Can I pick your butt?"



This fits as I am also a big fan of... If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
 
What's your sign?

you are probably genuinely curious about people's zodiac signs. hopefully it will help you out in the dating world. i bet you're not a libra...
 
Originally posted by Rayne
Honestly, if I were single and met a guy I liked I'd probably say "Hey baby, your crawl space or mine?" or "Hey baby, want some chicken?" or "you've stollen my heart...but that's ok I have three more at home in the freezer." That one gets 'em every time! 😉
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Rayne, you never told me about the wanting chicken thing. I luv that one!
 
Rayne, your pick up line is soooo right.
You see, first you pick their butt, then you, being the chucker of poo would throw it in his face!
Oh God, I had such a horrible vision!
 
oh yeah that is totally rayne
she would: pick their butt, run away from them chuck their poo at the face and yell "you want some chicken"!

Actually, I think that is how she and EJ met.....J/K But fun for my world anyhoo. lol
 
Actually I said "hey baby, want some chicken?" and he was like "You read my mind!" and then we went out and he was so charming with his Evil Jesus ways that I told him he had stolen my heart then I asked "Your crawl space or mine?" at which point we went back to my place and shared the other three hearts. BTW, just for future reference, NEVER MICROWAVE HEARTS! It doesn't end well...boil only...

Spikes_bitca, I love that booger thing! Cute! 😛
 
Wanna dance?

you are full of energy and you need someone who can keep up with you, on the dance floor and elsewhere. honh!
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Isnt that great???
 
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