Homage to Anya

Favorite Anya Memory, Quote?

Ahh, Anya is my favorite character on Buffy, after Buffy of course.
I was just reading some posts in another thread and it made me think of her.......what are your favorite memories of her?

My Favorite quote of hers, isn't so much of a quote it's a pantomime.......... S4 Ep 10, Hush. I'm sure you all know it. Xander kicked the crap out of spike because he thought he sucked he killed her, then she shows him she's ok, they hug all passionately, Giles and Olivia were watching, the expressions on there faces practically said... How Cute. And then Anya makes it all dirty with her finger in hole thing she did, asking him if he wanted to have sex. That cracks me up everytime I watch it
 
Best memory was from the Body, when she started crying, that was sooo touching!
 
Anya crying when Xander leaves her in 'Hells Bells' and her and Andrew drinking the alcohol while bandaging the potentials in 'End Of Days'
 
Anya's first time driving in Triangle
Anya-"I finally figured out what the left pedal does! It makes us stop!"
Willow-"You don't know how to drive! Why didn't you say you didn't know how to drive!"
Anya-"Well i wouldn't know if could until i tried, could I?"

and her "But i don't understand" speech when Joyce died
 
Fave Anya's quotes and scenes:

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ANYA
Well...I guess I was...kinda new to bein' around humans before. But now I've... seen a lot more, gotten to know people... seen what they're capable of, and... (shrugs) I guess I just realized...how amazingly screwed-up they all are. I mean really, really screwed-up in a monumental fashion.
ANDREW
Oh. (nods)
ANYA
And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die...which they...they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never... never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting, too.
ANDREW
(sighs) That was kind of beautiful. (Anya nods) You...you love humans.
ANYA
(indignant) I do not.
ANDREW
Yes, you do. You loooove them
ANYA
Stop it! I don't love them! And I'll kill you if you tell anybody.
ANDREW
I won't tell anybody. Won't get a chance to, anyway.
ANYA
I don't know. You might survive.
ANDREW
No, you might survive. You know how to handle a weapon, and you've been in this world for, like, a thousand years. I'm not so... (sighs) I don't think I'll be OK. I'm cool with it. I think I'd like to...finish out as one of those... lame humans tryin' to do what's right. (smiles)
ANYA
Yeah. (nods)
ANDREW
So...wheelchair fight?
Andrew and Anya are sitting in wheelchairs wheeling toward each other making Indian calls and being silly.
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*The scene in The Body

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''I'm eleven hundred and
twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!''
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*Anya:
(dramatically) For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. (disgustedly) And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. (despondently) Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking math.
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WILLOW: Yeah, I-I know, but ... it's a whole night. I don't think I can sleep without her.
ANYA: You can sleep with me.
Everyone looks at Anya.
ANYA: Well, now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.
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WILLOW: Yeah, I-I know, but ... it's a whole night. I don't think I can sleep without her.
ANYA: You can sleep with me.
Everyone looks at Anya.
ANYA: Well, now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.

That's great...
 
I dont have a favourite quote!
I love everything that comes out her mouth!
That came out wrong....
 
There are so many good Anya quotes, it'll be hard to pick one. But I love in Tablua Rosa where she thinks she's enagaed to Giles and they keep creating bunnies.
 
thats so funny, she's standing on the table and she looks sooooooooooooo scared lol
::crying::i miss Anya::crying::

:: wacko2
 
I love the scene in the car in 'Triangle' the look on her face when she stops the car and then hits the accelator. Another favourite of mine is her speech about capitalism and the wonderful line 'Do you know what else is unamerican?French people!'
 
Anya...in "The Body"...after everybody yelling at her and you see how much she loved Joyce...and you realize that this is the first "real death" she's had to deal with since she's been human...and her whole "it's so stupid and mortal"....it made me tear up...

"Beneath You"
As Xander enters the Bronze, cue Anya...
Anya:Oh, penis.

And...I can't remember the exact quote...but I love her suduction speach to Xander in "The Harsh Light of Day"

I think having sex with you is the best way to put you behind me...of course I'm thinking face to face for the actual event
Frankly, I think it's ridiculous to have these interlocking parts and not...interlock...

I also loved in when Anya accused Andrew of masturbating in Storyteller...

In "Hell's Bells"...Anya's different variations of vows was just unbelievably humorous!

Also...yet another great seduction speech...her trying to seduce Spike in "Sleeper" so he doesn't realize she's looking for evience that he's killing again...
"It's not like I'm looking for proof that you're some wacked-out serial killer."
"All I'm saying is that souless Spike would've had me upside down and halfway to Happy Land by now"
 
Vicious said:
"It's not like I'm looking for proof that you're some wacked-out serial killer."
"All I'm saying is that souless Spike would've had me upside down and halfway to Happy Land by now"
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HEHE this 1 was so funny, when i first watched it i had 2 turn away cuz it was so damn funny

BillieHunter said:
...her "But i don't understand" speech when Joyce died
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....... this 1 was sad..... that whole episode was kinda mellow..... not like the rest of the epsodes, but it was able 2 fit in w/ the rest...........

no idea what im saying...... ???
 
The fruit punch speech:

But I don't understand! [Crying] I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, [Sniffling] there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why!
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SilentWhispers said:
Could someone post her different variations of her vow?
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Vow Practise - Number 1

'I, Anya, promise to ... love you, to cherish you, ...to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?' 'However, I do entrust you with...'
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Continued...

Okay. Blah, blah, blah, misogynistic. Blah, blah, 'I do however entrust you ... um, with my heart. Take care of my heart, won't you please? Take care of it because, it's all that I have. And, if you let me, I'll take care of your heart too.' 'I'll protect it and tend to it, like a little stray.' Wait, no. 'Like a, a little mangy stray that needs a home.' No, that's not it either.
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Vow Practise - Number 2

'I, Anya, promise to cherish you...' Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, 'I promise...' '...to have sex with you whenever ... *I* want, and, uh... uh, pledge to be your friend, and your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle...'
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And the 'for real' one which, no matter how Im feeling, makes me cry, lol...

Okay. For the last time. 'I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because ... I love you and I'll always love you. And ... before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really... ...and I had seen what love could do to people, and it was ... hurt and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly there was you, and ... you knew me. You saw me, and it was this ... thing. You make me feel safe and warm. So, I get it now. I finally get love, Xander. I really do.'
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Lol! Im crying right now...lol..

Anyway, to other fave quotage...

The Spike/Anya scene from 'Sleeper' is hilarious :

ANYA: You and me. Here and now. Let's go. Let's... get it on, you big bad boy.

SPIKE: Wait, wait, Anya. Just a minute. This is not exactly"”is that a stake?

ANYA: Yes. Kinky.

SPIKE: Uh, well, yeah, but what do you"”?

ANYA: Shh. No questions. No talking. I can't help it. I can't stop thinking about you and us and our brief but unforgettable time together. I mean, it's"”why else would I be here? I mean, it's not like I'm snooping around looking for proof that you're some sort of wacked out serial killer. (laughs) I don't know why I said that. Forget I said that. It's craziness talking. It's just nerves. Nerves. Nerves and-and horniness. Oh, just shut up, William, and take me. Take me now. (starts nuzzling at his neck)
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And the Buffy/Anya scene from 'First Date' :

ANYA: I don't think it's really a date. That's what I think.

BUFFY: Well, it is unclear. That's why I chose a top that says, you know, I'm comfortable in a stodgy office or a swinging casual setting"”or killing you, you know, if you're a demon.

ANYA: (trying to clean Buffy's shirt) It also says I sometimes get blood on my shoulder. Or it might be pizza. I don't think I can fix it.

BUFFY: Thanks for trying.

ANYA: And I wasn't talking about your date anyway. I was talking about this sham date of Xander's. I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous.

BUFFY: Well, it's not working.

ANYA: Are you nuts? Of course it's working. Observe my-my bitter ranting. Hear the shrill edge of hysteria in my voice.

BUFFY: Um, I should really go find something else to wear.

ANYA: Fine, go. Leave me here to stew in my impotent rage. I'm also gonna pee, so you should probably go.
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And there are other snippets of quotes from Anya that are just...wicked...lol...

''Please remove your clothing now!''

''I cant stop thinking about you! Sometimes in my dreams...your all naked...''

''I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!''

''Come in, enjoy my personal space..''
 
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