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[Bluebird]

Some pics of Glasgow I found. 🙂

Merchant City

Ashton Lane

Kelvin Way

We have the tallest cinema in the world. 😀

West End

Typical Glasgow tenements. (I live in a tenement too)

The view from our house.

 

[Schillaci]

Home? Home is where the heart is..

Now you are just being obtuse.. clearly it is not in my chest but the puppys belly!

You know phrases like, "home is where the heart is" and "wherever I lay my hat that's my home", and "home is where I hang my hat" are actually all euphemisms.

What is the heart filled with and importantly what does the heart do? It pumps blood. The heart is key, because it contains the word hat in it. And hat is the daddy of euphemism.

There's been great dispute (by renowned thinkers, nobel laureates, Rhodes scholars, page 3 models etc) over the exact thing the word hat is substituting. Less popular suggestions are 'wife', 'balls', and 'head in shame'.

The two main theories are this: 'self while masturbating' and the marginally more popular suggestion as it works with all three phrases is 'blow-up doll'.


Speaking of homes, I actually moved to a new home recently. Theres not much pretty in the surrounding area, it is urban Scotland after all, but even with the pretty there is, there's nothing I can do now about it. As my particularly expensive camera was stolen recently, which there is not enough profanity in all the languages of the world that would come close to explain how I feel about it.

I will probably buy a new camera sometime in the next coupla weeks to show you guys some pictures.