~~How cold is it~~

Soulgasm

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using metaphors...similies...hyperboles...word play...whatever...tell us how cold is it where you reside...

NO NUMBERS...

Its so cold here in Kahala...it's like a freezer....un-plugged...
 
lol...i'd think my man spheres would fall off...the gasm hates the cold...
 
LOL! I think I'll get in trouble but I have to go with the classic...

It's colder than a witches tit out here! 😛
 
lol...witches boobies...lol..now that's classic...

i have to use a sheet when i go to sleep...
 
Oooohhh...a sheet...your suffering...lol! You would die anywhere else wouldn't you? Talk about HOT blooded!

It's so cold I woke up frozen to my pillow with my own drool...lol! (Well, not really...) 😛
 
It's brass monkey weather here...






...as in "It's cold enough to freeze the b***s off a brass monkey" 🙂
 
I dont trust thermometers. the one I gt from sea world last year stayed the same for a whole year, on 22 C. stupid thing.
Its that time of year when Australia is known most of the hot days and warm nights. god I love this season!!
 
Its not that cold in California. In the low 70's f. I went to snowboard in the mountains yesterda, and I was really hot. I'm usually always cold.
 
it's so cold flames would freeze!It's windey & snowing...Lets just say it's colder then a donkey's @$$ and leave it at that....
 
RENE you're back!Yay!

Oh...I'm sorry....It is below zero here....Still windey, still snowing, still beats a donkeys @$$...
 
So cold, that if I walk to school after I take a shower w/ my hair still wet, when I get to class, its frozen. 🙂
 
lol...its so cold here...i wet my hair in a bathroom in the library...it falkin evaporated in a half hour...hella cold!!!
 
I played pool at 10 at night in an open garage in just a long sleeved shirt and was only a little cold. We were joking about how "cold" it is here. Were getting to the mid 70's next week!
 
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