How many hotel towels have you stolen?

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Many of you have taken those incredibly plush towels from hotels before you check out. Don't act innocent...hell, I've lost count of the towels I've ripped off! They're so pale, so soft, so tempting, and so...luscious. Actually, that also describes @HowiMetdaSlayer @Blair @Bluebird @GwenRaiden and @nightshade...but that's an entirely different topic. 💋😘

Frankly, I ALWAYS make sure to bring extra large suitcases when I'm on holiday. Don't even get me started on those plush and lovely robes. I've also managed to fit one or two goose down pillows in my luggage!! 😈 I rarely bother with those tiny shampoo and lotion bottles...it's not worth it.

What about you, my fellow kleptos?

 

[Last Watcher]

That post ended up in a different place than it started out in...…. 😉

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

That post ended up in a different place than it started out in...…. 😉

I get creative when I can't sleep. 😛

 

[Bluebird]

I've been compared to worse than a towel before now, so I'm okay with this.

 

[nightshade]

I've been compared to worse than a towel before now, so I'm okay with this.

Yep and towels are useful as well.

 

[brinkster130]

I use to do it all the time but my husband has shamed me into not stealing them anymore. I've never taken a robe....I don't like the idea of them being used by others before and if the hotel notices they charge an arm and a leg for a mediocre robe.

 

[Taake]

I use to do it all the time but my husband has shamed me into not stealing them anymore.

Hm, I think I'm your husband 😛

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Don't know why you'd want to steal them in the first place. That's just wrong. I'd never take their towels or robes. You people.

 

[sk]

I must start demanding that the company books more expensive hotels... because I never see those plush towels.

/SK

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I must start demanding that the company books more expensive hotels... because I never see those plush towels.

/SK

Just you're luck you go there and some of the criminals posting above will have already taken your towels (and maybe pillow) and you'll be towelles.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Just you're luck you go there and some of the criminals posting above will have already taken your towels (and maybe pillow) and you'll be towelles.

For the record, we're not criminals, merely opportunists.

 

[sk]

Just you're luck you go there and some of the criminals posting above will have already taken your towels (and maybe pillow) and you'll be towelles.

Yeah, if not that so would at least the rooms not be quite so expensive if we didn't have to pay for all the stolen towels.
Next time I am in a cheap ass hotel without plush towels I will curse your name Amber Bunny Slippers!

/SK

 

[Nix]

I've only ever taken free stuff!

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

None but I do always take the shampoos and stuff...oh and slippers if there is some 🙂

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I've only ever taken free stuff!

Theoretically anything you take is free...

 

[nightshade]

The sewing kits are always useful to have.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

The sewing kits are always useful to have.

What? Have I been missing out?

 

[nightshade]

Mini sewing kits, usually hidden at the top of the wardrobe, often needles and thread in about 6 different colours, sometimes a bigger set with buttons included.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Mini sewing kits, usually hidden at the top of the wardrobe, often needles and thread in about 6 different colours, sometimes a bigger set with buttons included.

Damn. Now I'm going to have to get a room somewhere just so I can get the sewing kit. Are they branded for the hotel? Can I start collecting them? That's actually something I would love to do. Do they all have them? I've never seen them. I want!!!

 

[November]

Do you steal hotel sheets? Or just the towels? Ew. Do you bleach them when you get home?