Oh my Gawd!!! That singer who I've had a MAJOR crush on just sent me a message on Instagram, asking if I had a boyfriend...he's Russian, and his English isn't very good, but we're managing to communicate. It's strange that I'm suddenly so shaky and flushed because normally I'm a pretty confident girl...OH MY GOD! I feel like a 12 year old who has never kissed anyone before. (Which is really weird because I'm a major ho haha)
There's not that many people in the world who I seriously swoon over, but HE is like, at the top of the list. He also asked me to open up my profile (it was set to private) and I was like, yes sir!! 😂 I'm all tingly and stuff right now. Oh my God, I want this dude. There's a lot more I WANT to say here, but it's totally not "family-friendly." 😈 He's shorter than me but I don't care.
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You'd both be staring at your phones waiting for Google Translate to do all of the petty small talk for you. Imagine having to sit at a table in some swanky restaurant and never uttering a word because your phone is talking for you. It would make that awkward silence seem damn near unbearable.And even if we DID hook up,
You'd both be staring at your phones waiting for Google Translate to do all of the petty small talk for you. Imagine having to sit at a table in some swanky restaurant and never uttering a word because your phone is talking for you. It would make that awkward silence seem damn near unbearable.
Unless you were of course speaking the universal language which is
the guy saying he has to go to the bathroom and then running out leaving you with a monsterous bill.
Maybe he was afraid you had a wang dang doodle down there. I know if I were on a blind date and I saw the chick go into the men's room it would give me moment to pause. A long friggin moment actually. Too many other scenarios would run through my mind. Especially someone as... black thorny as you.somebody said he was embarrassed that I "stormed" into the men's room, so he left.
Maybe he was afraid you had a wang dang doodle down there. I know if I were on a blind date and I saw the chick go into the men's room it would give me moment to pause. A long friggin moment actually. Too many other scenarios would run through my mind. Especially someone as... black thorny as you.