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@HowiMetdaSlayer Yeah, I'm sure you would. Maybe a better option than who was really cast. But hey. that's just me being negative again. I'm sure that Aaron will be awesome! Best! Bond!! Eva!!!
 
Skanky Vamp
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Not official, but where there's fire there's smoke.
I learnt that I have been entering my automobiles incorrectly my whole life. Now I am trying to unlearn how I ingress, but I digress.
 
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It's really not funny. It hurt like crazy this morning. I start closing the door with one cheek in but it's starting to shut before I can slide the other cheek in. Need to train myself to wait until both cheeks are planted on the seat before closing the door. It'll probably add another second or two to my commute time.
 
@HowiMetdaSlayer Yeah, I'm sure you would. Maybe a better option than who was really cast. But hey. that's just me being negative again. I'm sure that Aaron will be awesome! Best! Bond!! Eva!!!
Aaron was probably that kid who got his lunch money taken from him in middle school. He just DOESN'T have the Bond vibe and I don't approve of his casting. It should've been Idris Elba or Richard Madden.

Idris has SUCH a charming and sexy demeanor, and Richard Madden is also a cutie. That Glasgow accent is a total winner as well. But he's kinda short. I'd still do him, though. 🥰

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Aaron was probably that kid who got his lunch money taken from him in middle school.
What the hell are you talking about woman?!?
I'm sure he still does get it taken from him. That's the appeal. He's not hyper-masculine. So he doesn't offend.

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Bond, Nancy Bond
 
It should've been Idris Elba or Richard Madden.

Idris has SUCH a charming and sexy demeanor, and Richard Madden is also a cutie. That Glasgow accent is a total winner as well. But he's kinda short. I'd still do him, though. 🥰

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He did amazing in that show The Bodyguard. Definitely would be a good Bond.
 
I got very sunburnt at the show day. Both dogs got a little look around up there. People asked me if they were entering the dog jumping competition, but I said that anything higher than the couch would be too much of a challenge. We didnt stay til the end anyway because I couldn't stand being in the sun any longer. I have covered myself in aloe vera but we'll see the damage later.
 
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Laughing at the couch comment, not your sunburn! Ouch!
My sister has a stalker. He's one of the neighbours, big, very handsome, but unstable, and a military vet. In the past, I'd warned her that he could pose "a problem." Did she listen? Of course not. She gave him her number and he immediately began sending "highly inappropriate" messages to her. She KNOWS I'm still angry with her, but she still called, begging me to have a talk to the guy. Ha!! As if! My response, "Oh hell no.This is SO not my problem. I warned you, now handle it yourself."

But I DID volunteer to call the police if I heard any bloodcurdling screams coming from her window. 😊
Stalking is when two people take a romantic walk, but only one of them is aware of it.
Yeah, sad to say I jammed my wrist while jacking it. That's why they those little ramps are popular but I said screw it. I'll jack it instead. That was first mistake. Second was trying to use my throbbing wrist to unscrew the stuck plug. I had to really lube that thing up to get it off. I did learn that it aint worth it to do your own oil change. I'll stick to the professionals that get paid to get their hands dirty.
Yeah, I've done the math. It's only about $5 more for me to have a place change my oil than it is to do it myself, and they'll do it in half the time.
 
Yeah, sad to say I jammed my wrist while jacking it. That's why they those little ramps are popular but I said screw it. I'll jack it instead. That was first mistake. Second was trying to use my throbbing wrist to unscrew the stuck plug. I had to really lube that thing up to get it off. I did learn that it aint worth it to do your own oil change. I'll stick to the professionals that get paid to get their hands dirty.
This post is a prime example of why people shouldn't be online when they've been drinking. 😄

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