I am so good at life

[apocalypse]

You may be asking yourself "why is this stranger so good at life?"
Well, it's mostly because I got really drunk and smashed a bottle of vodka in the office at school, which led to me being kicked out of aforementioned school.
This, after I failed every class the previous semester. Yeah, that's right. I failed all my classes, I barely ever even showed up for them and when I did, I didn't do any work. I handed in maybe three assignments that whole semester.
And, the semester before that, I got kicked out of a class as I was walking in to take the exam. Yeah. Walking in to take the exam and my principal stops me and is like "you are no longer apart of this class" Whoooooooo!
This was also around the time where I lost all my friends because of my "attitude" or sarcasm or something. I don't know. I don't really care. Oh. And I also sent them pictures of dead people. You know, people who had shot themselves in the face and whatnot. I also told them they made me want to get drunk and kill myself a lot.
They told the school counsellor.
It was incredibly unpleasant.
I'm also currently failing all four of my classes, including physical education.
I never have anything to do. There is nothing.
Oh. And now my school is making me talk to a psychologist. I rock so hard.
I am so good at life. I really am this good at life. This is how good I am.
I fail. I fail so hard.

 

[T.I.P]

:lmao: im so good at life too::huh1:: i love Kittens and Wabbits and Bees and Flowers.: king : im happiest when im eating Cakes and Drinking pop. talk of bad things really really hurts my feelings. Beyonce rocks. i love Willow and pillows, and come to think of it, Squirrles. Peanut butter and jellys my favorite.
Havent i just got the sweetest little life?.....:nibble6:

 

[November]

Go and see a psyc. No shame in getting help.

 

[alexa]

Are you saying lee that just because I love Willow then I must love life? Wow come on she's one of the darkest characters 😉
Anyway sounds like things suck right now... the only thing I can think of that sounds comforting would be that you can always rely on change. I wasn't an overly happy person at 17 either. Hope the psychologist can help you out, everyone needs one sooner or later.

 

[Hello Cutie]

I don't get if you're taking the piss or if you've actually done all this in which case, there's something wrong if you find it all a really big joke. I agree with Aussie and say, just see a psyc. Best thing you can do if you don't want to f-up your whole life.

 

[Evilyn]

'Kay, so just so we're clear here, you seem to be a bit of a juvenile delinquent. I don't really know how much of the above is embelished, but just to let you know, it does get better. My teenage life was really bad. I almost didn't make it out of high school with my bad attitude and crazy antics. My husband, he didn't make it out and ended up getting his GED. It's not the end of the world. He and I have both done lots of good things with our lives that most people just knew we would never do. It's all about finding what you are good at, and sticking with it. And that doesn't mean screwing up. I'm talking more along the lines of something positive and focusing on it. Believe it or not, it works. Oh, and unless you're bi-polar or something, screw the shrink. In my expertise, they screw you up even more. It may take you a while, but you will find your center and grow from there. Not to be a total hippy or anything.