I Must Be The Luckiest Guy In The World!!

[white avenger]

I've been checking my e-mail lately, and I just can't believe my good fortune. Dell is sending me a new lap top computer--FREE. Wal-Mart and BP oil are each giving me $1000 gift cards. And if that's not enough, there's some nice lady in Africa whose husband was the treasures of an international business conglomerate that was seized by their evil dictator. Luckily, all of the company's funds were deposited in numbered Swiss bank accounts, which only the lady's husband had access to. Unfortunately, due to some kind of technicality, the funds can only be accessed by a trustworthy third party, and, wouldn't you just know...THEY PICKED ME!!! I get a 1% commission, which will amount to at least $3,000,000.

So, how's your luck been running lately?

 

[Joan the Vampire Slayer]

Well, I almost got run over today by this crazy soccer mom yaking on her pink iPhone phone in her giant planet-killing SUV. Thankfully, I survived. 🙂

 

[Skanky Vamp]

I've been checking my e-mail lately...

This about sums it up

all my emails say I can get breast enlargements... 🙁

 

[T.I.P]

I found 2 quid the other day?

 

[Lemon]

The only thing my e-mail offers me are deals on Viagra....