I need a computer genius!

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Edmund Blackadder

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...or at least someone who knows their way around a Laptop!

I have a problem that I don't know what to do with.
I am a complete computer illterate case, SO the reason I'm not posting the issue here is because I know what happens here.

While I appreciate the help, everyone will have a suggestion that they don't really know, and because I am a complete computer retard, I will do everything.

So, if you DO know about computers, could you PLEASE PM me.
 
When my computer acts up, I hit it with a bat. Doesn't make it work any better (usually the opposite), but it lets it know who the boss is!
 
Revolver said:
When my computer acts up, I hit it with a bat. Doesn't make it work any better (usually the opposite), but it lets it know who the boss is!
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I do that with my TV.

My Laptop, I have to be sneaky because it cost me a fortune!

I take it into the bathroom where I have a pager on some string. I look at the Lappy and say 'are you going to work?'
It usually beeps.

If it is as stubborn as I am, I dunk the pager in the toilet and flush - its a psychological thing you see.

Sadly this time the pager bought it so I have nothing to use!
 
Just because I can't be arsed PMing each individual that offered assistance separately, I just wanted to give a quick update.

I have decided to simply format my entire system and reinstall Windows.

While this hasn't solved the issue yet, once it has loaded, hopefully it will go back to normal.

I will keep you apprised😛

Thanks for all your help guys.
 
Revolver said:
When my computer acts up, I hit it with a bat. Doesn't make it work any better (usually the opposite), but it lets it know who the boss is!
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Im right there with ya... it actually scares me sometimes how violent I get with inanimate objects.
 
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