Revolver
Sir Douche
I mean, at first glance she's just your run of the mill former cheerleader who burns down a gym and gets kicked out of school.
You could come up with any number of explanations for what happened to this young girl. She fell in with a bad crowd, discovered she had a passion for drug use, or maybe she just lost her marbles. Rumor has it she spent some time in an institution afterall.
But, and you may call me crazy, I think something else is at work here and I have some evidence.
Here is a picture of her walking around with some kind of weapon looking like she's ready to attack something (someone followed her around with a camera and apparently she didn't notice).
That's pretty suspicious.
I think it's pretty safe to say at this point that Buffy Summers is, in fact, a serial killer! Not convinced? Read on.
Meet Ted. Ted's a hard-working normal guy who enjoys mini golf and dating Buffy's mom. But shortly after meeting Buffy Summers, Ted's life came to a tragic end. That's right. The dude died. Now some people will try to tell you that his death was an accident or that he was actually some kind of robot. The latter theory is clearly ridiculous. There's no such thing as a robot and if there was it would most likely look more like this:
This just leaves us with the accident theory, but evidence suggests young Buffy didn't particularly like Ted. She liked things better when it was just her, her mother, and the ball of energy that lived with them. You know what they say.....three's company, four's a crowd.
Okay, still not convinced? Another young girl made her way to Sunnydale the next year. Her name was Faith, and a person with that name almost has to be very religious and great. Or possibly a country singer. Unfortunately, she ended up meeting Buffy and by the end of the year, she looked a little something like this:
Flash forward a few years. Buffy's best friend finds a serious girlfriend. This most likely made Buffy feel a little jealous. After all, she wasn't seeing anyone at the time and her friend was into other girls, why not her? So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that this innocent girl ended up looking like this:
Keep in mind this happened in Buffy's house from the backyard. Witnesses claim only several people were close enough at the time to have pulled the trigger. One of them, of course, was Buffy. Some people think it was this Warren guy but I tracked down a character witness shortly after the murder. A Mr. Andrew Wells was more than willing to vouch for Warren's character. And that's good enough for me.
Other possible victims include:
Prove to me she didn't kill these people? She was known to be holding some kind of grudge against Jenny Calendar. Something about her boyfriend going psycho and Jenny being a Gypsy. That sounds like psycho talk to me. And she "found" her mother dead on the floor of the house they shared. I think someone was tired of getting grounded and decided she wasn't going to take it any more. And she'd already attempted to kill Anya Christina Emmanualla-Jenkins at least once.
But perhaps the most disturbing piece of evidence is this:
This picture was taken just after the town she'd spent the last seven years living in was destroyed. It's very possible that people died. Would an innocent person be smiling? Would an innocent person have a bus ready to escape in? No, they would not. This suggests she was involved in a plot to destroy the city of Sunnydale and it's fine, upstanding citizens forever.
Police are on the lookout for her, but thus far she's managed to stay out of prison. Rumor has it she's even recently changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze in an obvious attempt to remain in hiding. If you should see this woman on your television, or "innocently" caring for her newborn baby, please do the right thing and contact the authorities.
You could come up with any number of explanations for what happened to this young girl. She fell in with a bad crowd, discovered she had a passion for drug use, or maybe she just lost her marbles. Rumor has it she spent some time in an institution afterall.
But, and you may call me crazy, I think something else is at work here and I have some evidence.
Here is a picture of her walking around with some kind of weapon looking like she's ready to attack something (someone followed her around with a camera and apparently she didn't notice).
That's pretty suspicious.
I think it's pretty safe to say at this point that Buffy Summers is, in fact, a serial killer! Not convinced? Read on.
Meet Ted. Ted's a hard-working normal guy who enjoys mini golf and dating Buffy's mom. But shortly after meeting Buffy Summers, Ted's life came to a tragic end. That's right. The dude died. Now some people will try to tell you that his death was an accident or that he was actually some kind of robot. The latter theory is clearly ridiculous. There's no such thing as a robot and if there was it would most likely look more like this:
This just leaves us with the accident theory, but evidence suggests young Buffy didn't particularly like Ted. She liked things better when it was just her, her mother, and the ball of energy that lived with them. You know what they say.....three's company, four's a crowd.
Okay, still not convinced? Another young girl made her way to Sunnydale the next year. Her name was Faith, and a person with that name almost has to be very religious and great. Or possibly a country singer. Unfortunately, she ended up meeting Buffy and by the end of the year, she looked a little something like this:
Flash forward a few years. Buffy's best friend finds a serious girlfriend. This most likely made Buffy feel a little jealous. After all, she wasn't seeing anyone at the time and her friend was into other girls, why not her? So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that this innocent girl ended up looking like this:
Keep in mind this happened in Buffy's house from the backyard. Witnesses claim only several people were close enough at the time to have pulled the trigger. One of them, of course, was Buffy. Some people think it was this Warren guy but I tracked down a character witness shortly after the murder. A Mr. Andrew Wells was more than willing to vouch for Warren's character. And that's good enough for me.
Other possible victims include:
Prove to me she didn't kill these people? She was known to be holding some kind of grudge against Jenny Calendar. Something about her boyfriend going psycho and Jenny being a Gypsy. That sounds like psycho talk to me. And she "found" her mother dead on the floor of the house they shared. I think someone was tired of getting grounded and decided she wasn't going to take it any more. And she'd already attempted to kill Anya Christina Emmanualla-Jenkins at least once.
But perhaps the most disturbing piece of evidence is this:
This picture was taken just after the town she'd spent the last seven years living in was destroyed. It's very possible that people died. Would an innocent person be smiling? Would an innocent person have a bus ready to escape in? No, they would not. This suggests she was involved in a plot to destroy the city of Sunnydale and it's fine, upstanding citizens forever.
Police are on the lookout for her, but thus far she's managed to stay out of prison. Rumor has it she's even recently changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze in an obvious attempt to remain in hiding. If you should see this woman on your television, or "innocently" caring for her newborn baby, please do the right thing and contact the authorities.
Nix
LOL Brilliant :)
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Skytteflickan88
*lol:ing my ass off* (Yep, one can laugh so loud the ass falls off)
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spikeluvr185
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! love itt!!! :)
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faeriegrrl27
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Professor Walsh
ROTFL
