Obviously, Spike said something along the lines of, "Come back to my cozy little crypt with me and I'll show you my (censored, censored, censored, censored). Then you can show me your (censored, censored, censored), and I can (censored, censored, censored, censored) while you (censored, censored, censored) with my (censored, censored, censored). Then, if you're really good, I'll (censored, censored, censored) with your (censored, censored, censored, censored) until you're so weak and exhausted that we'll have to (censored, censored, censored) while we recouperate while watching "Passions." After that, we can..." which is where April threw him through the window.