If a caveman and and astronaut got into a fight, who'd win?

[TheGrandmaster]

No, seriously. Caveman or astronaut?

 

[faeriegrrl27]

I'd have to go with Astronauts. But that's assuming they can use all their tech. Plus, they've had training and stuff. They're probably a little more focused, too.

 

[BillyidolwannaB]

Do the Astronauts have weapons? No? Ok, the cavemen would simply annihilate the Astronauts. Think on it, 5 chimps would waste 5 Astronauts.

 

[ubi4soft]

I recently saw Outlander, an alien astronaut with powerful weapons being easily captured by vikings, he didn't even saw them coming. Without weapons, cavemen wins.

 

[Tome]

Astronaut with a weapon blast a caveman away!

 

[white avenger]

The astronauts are four highly motivated Navy Seals in top physical condition.armed with the finest military assault weapons that the world's arsenals can provide, as well as being trained extensively in hand to hand combat and edged weapons techniques. The cavemen are four half starved, filthy, poorly clothed men, barely able to grasp the concept of verbal speech, and totally terrified of the strange sky people, armed with clubs and crudely made spears.

Or, the astronauts are four middle aged science professor types who haven't been outside of a lab since achieving puberty. They know absolutely nothing about fighting beyond what they remember from grade school, when the school bully used them as a warm up exercise before beating up the class nerds. The cavemen are four hulking Cromagnon warriors who bring down woolly mammoths on a regular basis, armed only with spears and stone knives. The smallest of the four could change the tires on an ATV without either a jack or lug wrench, and the biggest one can wrestle a 1500 pound cave bear into submission.

Take your pick.

 

[iDarthRosenberg]

Under the most basic circumstances being the caveman with a club and the astronaut being some science guy with a spacesuit and no gun(because why would an actual astronaut have one no being that there are no aliens on the moon)caveman wins by smashing the the glass in the astronauts face with the club.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Two words:

Buck Rogers
nuff said

 

[Washburne]

Depends on the circumstances but I like to go with the astronauts. 🙂 In a boxing ring dressed just in shorts my money 's on the cavemen though. If they get that they should fight. If not the astronauts might be able to take advantage.

 

[Karol]

Astronauts cause they are cleaner and cavemen stinks 😀

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Fair enough Mr. Slayer.. but truth be told.. close your eyes and imagine a big, hairy, nasty caveman.. you really want to see that beast dressed in shorts? Thighs hairy as a forest bouncing around in the ring? You are one sick puppy!

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cavemen stinks 😀

Truth About Caveman

 

[white avenger]

Under the most basic circumstances being the caveman with a club and the astronaut being some science guy with a spacesuit and no gun(because why would an actual astronaut have one no being that there are no aliens on the moon)caveman wins by smashing the the glass in the astronauts face with the club.

Except for the fact that there aren't any cavemen on the moon, and even if they were, they would be dead from asphyxia before they could swing a club.

The only places that astronauts would be likely to encounter any sort of living menace would be on either another planet or in the earth's past. In either instance, they would be supplied with firearms at the lease, and most likely with trained security personnel to use them.

Look back at some of the classic space travel movies. "Forbidden Planet," "The Angry Red Planet," "It: The Terror From Beyond Outer Space." Or any sci fi TV series. Any of the various "Star Trek" series, "Battlestar Galactica," "Buck Rogers," or any of the others, right back to the "Rocket Rangers" from my own childhood. If there was even the hint of a possibility of any sort of threat, they were armed to the teeth.

No caveman with a club, spear, or stone axe is gonna stand a chance against an astronaut armed with modern assault weapons or phasers.

 

[Skanky Vamp]

Buck Karma 🙂

Thankee sai.. everyone likes a good Buck now and then... in that respect, did you hear they are going to remake it?

EDIT:
Aye, supposedly Frankie Miller was on board.. or ship? But I've 'eard naught much as late

 

[Taake]

I'm gonna go with cavemen. I think they got the ferocity going for them.

 

[Emzzie]

The astronaut because his bum is outta this world!!!!! 😀 no, just kidding. I think Angel would win because he is not as rational as Spike. And I mean, he can even win when he is a puppet 😛

 

[Dancing man]

Astronaut hands down cavemen are just stupid.

 

[ubi4soft]

An astronaut getting in a fight with a cavemen is plain stupid

 

[Washburne]

An astronaut getting in a fight with a cavemen is plain stupid

So is getting into a relationship with a vampire. Doesn't stop us from discussing that. 😉

 

[ubi4soft]

So is getting into a relationship with a vampire. Doesn't stop us from discussing that. 😉

Getting into a fight with a vampire is pretty stupid. You can call it a relationship if you do it several times.

 

[MinwaraYana]

Is caveman means a man from old ages?

Then I'd go with astronaut because he seems to know about caveman(how he lives, weakness, etc.) if he has studied history in school, but caveman doesn't know about astronaut because he doesn't even know what astronaut is and what astronaut can do. Hope that makes sense. 😛