If I wish hard enough, will my neighbours explode into flames?

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Right when it seemed those slags had decided to loiter elsewhere, two of them have apparently made the choice to come back.

With over 60 acres of greenery to play in, why choose the area right by my gate? Especially when you know it irritates me? Right now I'm blasting some Carnifex...WITH the subwoofer and mega bass activated.

Frankly, I don't know why this bothers me so much. I feel...besieged. I've tried to ignore these useless cows, but it's SO difficult! 🙁

But I'm open to more creative revenge torture ideas. Good God! I'm so freaking ANNOYED right now!! 😡

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Strangely enough, I remember a post just like that from a year or so ago.

 

[vellavu]

Right when it seemed those slags had decided to loiter elsewhere, two of them have apparently made the choice to come back.

With over 60 acres of greenery to play in, why choose the area right by my gate? Especially when you know it irritates me? Right now I'm blasting some Carnifex...WITH the subwoofer and mega bass activated.

Frankly, I don't know why this bothers me so much. I feel...besieged. I've tried to ignore these useless cows, but it's SO difficult! 🙁

But I'm open to more creative revenge torture ideas. Good God! I'm so freaking ANNOYED right now!! 😡

Make a vortex cannon and fire smoke to them!😀

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

You have no idea how hard it is to use "family friendly" language when talking about this. 😉

 

[DeadlyDuo]

Play the Jaws "der, der" music at them, Or the exorcist music, or the Omen music. Anything that will really creep them out on a psychological level.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Play the Jaws "der, der" music at them, Or the exorcist music, or the Omen music. Anything that will really creep them out on a psychological level.

This is one of the things I blast. 😀

 

[Taake]

On the rational note: I'd recommend teaching yourself to not be bothered by them.

On the fun note: Get a copy of The Watchtower. Study it. Then go out with a bunch of copies and ask them if they would like to talk about it. Be super polite. Like scary polite. And really really cheerful too, no matter what they say. Might wanna brush up on the Bible too for this one. If they leave, follow them. Repeat process as needed. 🙂

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

I'm in Los Angeles, bordering a crappy neighbourhood. If I followed them, they'd call the police..."This tall lady who plays demonic death metal is following us!" And since there's five of them (plus their little kids) against one of me, well, they might get the sympathy vote. And I don't want to get tased. 😛

 

[Ethan Reigns]

My choice for movie music would be the lullaby from "Rosemary's Baby".

[youtube]

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

😛

 

[DeadlyDuo]

I'm in Los Angeles, bordering a crappy neighbourhood. If I followed them, they'd call the police..."This tall lady who plays demonic death metal is following us!" And since there's five of them (plus their little kids) against one of me, well, they might get the sympathy vote. And I don't want to get tased. 😛

Plus you don't want to kick off the "protective mother" instinct. Maybe you should plant a sound recording of a swarm of bees or wasps by your gate out of view so all they'll hear is a buzzing sound. If they don't want their kids to get stung, they'll stay away from your gate. Maybe a wolf howl, that's quite unsettling.

 

[Fuffy]

If I were you, I would get an aggressive dog that is trained to bark loudly when he spots those cows 😛

If that's not an option, get a megaphone and yell the f word through it repeatedly without being spotted.

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

If I were you, I would get an aggressive dog that is trained to bark loudly when he spots those cows 😛

If that's not an option, get a megaphone and yell the f word through it repeatedly without being spotted.

Megaphone? Sure, I'd just LOVE a trip to the psych unit. 😛

 

[DeadlyDuo]

Could you not just ask them not to loiter?

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

NO. They feel that because they have kids, the entire area should be open to them. How do I know this? I heard two of them chatting from my bathroom window. They didn't know I was home because I was quietly plucking my eyebrows. lol

 

[DeadlyDuo]

Go with the bee plan.

 

[brinkster130]

Maybe a few cactus plants in the area would help? You typically wouldn't want kids playing around sharp needles.

Or sprinklers? Can you turn them on once they come by?

Do you like the smell of incense? Maybe a strong scent will get them to move away.

Maybe make a poster that says 'kid free zone'

And...I can't believe I'm saying this but.....*ear muffs for the youngsters* maybe porn would put them off more than metal music? (I know, I'm the worst)