Hee hee... not got a harness but my boyfriend has some black and red furry handcuffs for those extra kinky moments! 😱 OMG... can't believe i just told you guys that! 🙂
Think i may have to get some slayery stuff to protect myself from those ickle vamps!
I thought Elmo was like 4 years old! guess not. I;m Joking! no Elmo I was only kidding. Put the knife down Elmo. No elmo give me my lungs back. Bad elmo no stabbing!
No no no Zander Tickel me HELLMO...it's from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac...It's a great comic...really...does ANYONE know what I'm talking about? Oh well...I have a rock to go climb under...
Hmmm...I'm thinking of a jugular that needs some draining...can anybody guess which one it is...really, you should read it. Anyone that can enjoy a good spot of dark humor will LOVE it! Insane...PFFT...I'll show you insane...
My bedroom is a livingroom. It's got tons of scary stuff in it. Like that thing that lives in the chimney...it tries to get through the flu at night. I can hear it scratching...it's gonna get cold this winter...maybe I should buy it a sweater...
Im freaking out of here! Shes messed up. Your all messed up. sometimes I feel like I wanna blow everyone away! Raynes gonna be one of the stories parents tell there kids about at night to get them to go to sleep. It will go like this. 'And then the Rayne trapped them in the cellar and didn't let them out until they were all deformed from frost bite. Now go to bed dear.'
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