If you went missing -

[November]

How would your friends describe you in a true crime documentary?

 

[Ethan Reigns]

He was the archetype of the Eagle's song:

Runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load
Got seven women on my mind
Four that want to own me
Two that want to stone me
And one says she's a friend of mine

You should investigate the two that wanted to stone him.

 

[Stake fodder]

"She seemed so stable, I can't believe she killed all those people!"

...Oh wait, was I supposed to be the victim in this true crime?😂

 

[Moptop]

"He always was such a NICE guy!"😊

 

[ILLYRIAN]

Many coroners were confused by his slightly larger than normal canine teeth, they even considered asking the question was he a werewolf or a vampire?

 

[NotASlayer]

You just do not want people to be saying anything like you seemed a nice, quiet person who kept to themselves. Which seems to be always what people interviewed say about murderers!

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

She is frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel
But she can do as she pleases, she's nobody's fool

 

[AlphaFoxtrot]

"He was mumbling something about getting even with Bigfoot."

 

[famicommander]

"he probably had it coming"

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

"We saw her digging in the backyard, but assumed she was planting flowers or something."

 

[Stake fodder]

"He was mumbling something about getting even with Bigfoot."

Ripped from the headlines! I hope this wasn't you!

Men searching for Sasquatch found dead: What we know

Both deaths appear to be due to "exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness," the local sheriff's office said.

www.newsweek.com

 

[AlphaFoxtrot]

Nope, I will live to continue commenting on a thirty year old television show.

 

[Taake]

”We told her not to talk to strangers”

 

[ILLYRIAN]

As was carved onto his headstone, "Gone but not forgotten."

although I did try.

 

[Cohen]

“He always said he could get lost in a book…”