If you were a cop....

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who's the first person you would bust??

i'd bust...my old history teacher...Mrs. Fobes...she was hella dik...i'd like give her tickets for j walking...then when she tries to argue out of it...i'd say she was resisting arrest and orally badgering me...then i'd slap the cuffs on her and escort her into my cruiser..lol...that would be great...
 
Probably my gym teach in the 8th grade he hated me.
I was not a fan of gym and I twisted my ankle a bit and had to sit out for a few weeks and he just kept riding me everytime I was in the bleachers. Him I would love to put him behind bars
 
lol...twisted ankles suck ass....had to use the stupid ass cane for like 3 weeks...that sucked horribly...
 
My maths teacher, my spanish teacher, my form tutor them people just pee me off...I'll be having a bad day or somet and they just hav to make it worse then i'll argue with them and get in more trouble. I would love to put them in jail...put em in electric chair...fry the pooheads(I was thinkin something worse put thought i dont think i'll be allowed)
 
I think I'd bust my old boss. He was such a.....anyways, he backstabbed everyone that got him hired and hated sharing power with anyone that didn't brown nose. When I quit there and did security for the complex he was in he tried to get me fired with his evil lies. He was a huge waste of human flesh...but that's ok, he got fired later.

My aunts neighbors would be the others. She's two seconds from a heart attack due to stress (litterally) and they keep calling the city on her for stupid sh*t. The one neighbor does it because she wouldn't go out with him and the other because he's the kind of guy that vacuumes<---sp? his lawn. He's a complete j@ck@ss!
 
lol....rayne...i hate people like that...

maybe if you were a zombie cop...you could bust them,..and eat there brains at the same time...lol
 
HAHAHA! It would be worth the nasty after taste just to see him lose control of his bodily functions! 😀
Pass the Fava Beans!
 
I'd bust my dad first thing, so I'd never have to see him again.

Seriously though, I'd bust my old social studies teacher like 'gasm. There's just some people's personalities that you can't stand. Spending a whole year with her was beyond hell. Her laugh was the worst. And she spits when she talks. Thank the lord Buffy that she retired and I'll never see her again. I'd chew her brains, spit them out, then stomp on 'em.
 
lol @ five....thats the spirit....

i don't know why there are so many gay teachers....i mean to be a teacher means you have some sense of humor...it not like the job is for the money...you'd figure there would at least be enough cool teachers to counteract the dik ones...but there aren't...i've only met a handful of hella cool teachers....
 
The only really cool teacher I've ever know was my art teacher from 7th grade who I see every now and then. She was the type of person who made you smile if you were having a bad day.. or a bad moment. I'd bust anybody that was ever disrespectful to her. Plus, she was damn fine and loved Charmed.😛
 
lol...trey...i'd totally bust my old vice principal...even if she didn't do anything...i'd like...punch my self...bloody my nose...then i'd apply the cuffs...then plant a gun on her...make her hold if for the prints..then arrest her for fire arms charges and assaulting a police officer...

that would be sweee....
 
haha id love to frame my old vice principle for that...that old punk ass...
 
My driving test examiner, for being the most sracastic, chauvinistic person i have ever met. Needless to say he failed me twice and as soon as i had a different examiner i passed methinks he hates to pass women.
 
LOL my dorms care taker, she always comes to my and my friends room and tells us to turn the music or tv down and its not even loud. And the girls across the hall have there shiz louder than us... grr she makes me mad. We need locks I sware lol!
 
I agree with you Undercover, i had music teacher who was the same, he had a pen which he conviently "dropped" by the girls table,<shudders> needless to say all he got off the boys was "Are you a pervert sir"??? lol, good times (but not in that way i mean by taking the p**s).
 
lol...i've met teachers like that in intermediate when i had to do community service...like a year ago...lol...if any of those falkers did that when i was around...they would get there asses whopped....there was this one dude all the gurls said looked at there asses and everything...lol...i so wished he did that when i was around...give me a reason to nullify his ass...
 
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