If you were made of Chocolate..

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Ok I was just thinking about this advertisment on TV, its about this dude whos made of chocolate and walks around the place with all other chocalte people/items then he eats this dog and all this other stuff, if your in Aus you've probely gets it.

Anyways, I was just thinking, wouldnt it be soo cool if we were all made out of chocolate? That would be awsome and we could all eat each other!
 
Mmmmm, chocolate... Tasty... ::drool::

I know someone I want to eat! 😛 😀 😉 ::evil2:: :: wacko :
 
That would be coool, I love chocolate...but what happens if the sun came out we would all melt..
 
This thread reminded me about the song "Chocolate Girl" by Deacon Blue. Thanks Alyson, it was a nice song by a good band -

alan doesn't understand her
he only thinks in numbers
he only drinks in restaurants
where the girls are fully covered

and he can't trust his yearnings
and he doesn't like pretending
his tempers stretched so much by work
his heart needs gentle rending

he calls her the chocolate girl
'cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
she knows she's the chocolate girl
'cause she's broken up and swallowed
and wrapped in bits of silver

alan doesn't understand this
he says he's only human
so he still lights up with old flames
as if to try and prove it

and he doesn't like emotion
he's not certain of their ardour
if pouting causes so much fun
then breaking hearts is harder

he calls her the chocolate girl
'cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
she knows she's the chocolate girl
'cause she's broken up and swallowed
and wrapped in bits of silver

alan doesn't understand her
he thinks its getting harder
so he spends the night with old friends
underneath the covers

and he talks about the chocolate girl
and how he thinks she melts when he touches her
and that she knows she's the chocolate girl
'cause she's broken up and swallowed
and wrapped in bits of silver

he calls her the chocolate girl
'cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
she knows she's the chocolate girl
'cause she's broken up and swallowed
and wrapped in bits of silver
 
i LOVE chocolate!!! but i don't really be made of chocolate and i don't want the other to be made of chocolate....cause if it's hot we'll be gone soon
but i'd love to eat some chocolate now 🙂
 
Faldor said:
oh canibalism, lovely.

wasnt this an ep of the simpsons?
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Yup. "Burns sells the power plant" - the original title was German but I'll probably get it wrong. Homer, on being introduced to his new German bosses and being told they come from the "Land of chocolate", has a pretty similar daydream...mmm, chocolicious...

www.snpp.com gives the title as "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" and they're usually right about all things Simpson. BTW, apparently the German title isn't quite an accurate translation.
 
Mmm...Chocolate-David ::drool::....Chocolate-Puppet Angel....:: red ::...mmm,...Chocolate-Johnny Depp ::dance::....too good to be real😛
 
If I was made of chocolate I'd be like an Heshey's almond bar, nutty. but....that wouldn't be good. I mean i still couldn't have any, and to top it all off, i'd be allergic to me. 🙁 stupid stomache.
hehe...that'd be funny. saying 'bite me' to someone and being chocolate....
the seasons....eh...frozen in winter....frozen chocolate is yummy....but...summer all melty...🙁....hm...itd be tasty..but...
I dun think it'd work out so well. Sides allergies, how would we digest the chocolate/other ppl we ate? and would we still make chocolate in like a factory? or would that be a person or?....

i think too much.
 
Great idea..if I was a chocolate I'd pretty much end up in hosptal...coz I'm allergic to chocolate!!!
 
I'm not sure about this idea of yours, , but it sure gives a nice twist to nibbling on someone's earlobe!
 
I've just had an image of Eliza Dushku, Julie Benz, Kate Beckingale and Sarah Michelle Gellar as little chocolate people. I believe I speak for all heterosexual males, Lesbians or Bi's alike when I say WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! :: party :
 
XAngelusX said:
I've just had an image of Eliza Dushku, Julie Benz, Kate Beckingale and Sarah Michelle Gellar as little chocolate people. I believe I speak for all heterosexual males, Lesbians or Bi's alike when I say WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! :: party :
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I LIKE THAT! Chocolately celebrity goodness!

D3pr3ss3dPyro (23:47:36): What if everyone was made of chocolate...?
xChErRyxLoVeZxyOoHx (23:51:12): lol den we would be eating each other
xChErRyxLoVeZxyOoHx (23:51:24): i no hu i wanna eat! 😛

😛 Hehe, my friend think like me! (I changed the screenname slightly... for privacy.)
 
Yey! Deacon Blue songs, Chocolatey people, fun sexual connotations.... who could want more in a thread. This is cool.

*thinks....hmmmmm.... "what if my Mike were made out of chocolate?".....mmmmmmm*

Killerdwarf said:
If we were made of chocolate, the terms "lick me" and "bite me" would take on a whole new meaning...
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Dude, mental picture..... come on man.... I'm young and innocent! 🙂 😀 😉
 
XAngelusX said:
I've just had an image of Eliza Dushku, Julie Benz, Kate Beckingale and Sarah Michelle Gellar as little chocolate people. I believe I speak for all heterosexual males, Lesbians or Bi's alike when I say WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! :: party :
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well...when you put it that way....still....i wouldn't wanna be chocolate. too messy. how would we type? we'd melt on the keyboard or not be flexible 🙁
 
elmo said:
Dude, mental picture..... come on man.... I'm young and innocent! 🙂 😀 😉
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Well, I'll buy the young part, but innocent? You did twig to the connotations, didn't you...🙂...and I wanna see your pictures... ::evil::
 
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