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Soulgasm

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and realized you were the opposite sex...what would happen...please no terribly explicit responses...

i think that like i'd go look in the mirror...and be shocked...i'd see boobies...i'd hate to be a gurl...falkin dudes lusting after me and all....

that reminds me...about that dude at Walden books....looks like david spade...totally tries to hit on me every time i go and buy my maxim...every time...i don't mind it...it's cool...whatever...but what's up with yall gurls...why is it that the only person that overtly tries to make passes at me is a gay dude....yall chicks need to like get your act together...lol
 
I think you probably just don't SEE when the chicks are checkin' you out. 😉

If I woke up as a guy I would have to expieriment...I'd also probably have to drive up north and write my name in the snow.
 
lol....writing can't get cooler than that...

if peeing your pants is the coolest..then call me miles davis...lol

whats up with chicks...being all covert and shiz...maybe i need mirrors in my glasses or something...

after waking up...i'd get dressed and go to 24 hour fitness...lol
 
LOL! I just saw that on tv! I love Billy Madison! Or ANYTHING Adam Sandler!
Seriously though. I think if you took a bit more notice you might see someone (other than book store stalkers) checking you out. You strike me as the kind of guy that probably has a secret admirer or two. Just be more aware of yourself as well as the girls around you. I wonder if you give yourself enough credit sometimes...
 
will do that tomorrow...perhaps even a collegiate experiment???

lol...
adam sandler is the illest....billy madison is the funniest movie ever...the ending is classic...when chris farley starts making out with the penguin...foflol...

lol...i had this conversation a long time ago with one of my friends...lets just say his immediate action required a video camera...lol...horrible...
 
lol....peeing technique is really important to yall gurls aint it...lol...i guess i take that for granted....next time i pee....i'll remember how thankful i am to be able to pee standing up...
 
Hmm, I cant think of any non explicit responds...I would probably do a recon mission to gather intel before I turn back to a guy. This not necesserily being related to anything sexual, lol.
Then I would probably try walk in high heels, cause dude I refuse to do that as a guy, lol. My feet are too big 😕 then I would try get some free stuff, see how much I can get by just being a hot chick. Maybe find out where the whole deal with women being insane drivers come from.

I don't know what else I would do...
 
Well the first thing is freak out and possible scream then the next call my best friend and tell her i want my body back then third hope to god i dont have to go pee cause aint know way i'm touching that unless i know its been washed lol
 
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that reminds me...about that dude at Walden books....looks like david spade...totally tries to hit on me every time i go and buy my maxim...every time...i don't mind it...it's cool...whatever...but what's up with yall gurls...why is it that the only person that overtly tries to make passes at me is a gay dude....yall chicks need to like get your act together...lol
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you're lucky, i used to get hit on by old drunks!! i'm not kidding, old alcoholics is what i got, (and the occational alittle younger than me... but that was REALLY rear!!!) there was this alcholic once who came over to my table when i was at this bar, and asked if i was a gipsy and if he could marry me... and this other dude, another time, same place , came over to my table every time my bestf. went to the bathroom and asked if he could by me a drink or a beer, even though i had one... he was like 60, wasted and smelled f really heavy perfume.(i can blame myself for not being ordenary likeing to go to the young people places then going to that pub thing....) oh and that time this creepy guy in his late 20 who loved a thing i said, he was all like"oh i love that, will you marry me?"
then i met mr. dream guy who is my boyf. today... and we've lived together for Over a year.. so just hold it out Soulgasm it will prob work out... just have a little Faith (have a little faith.. get it... okay so i'm not funny🙂 )

anyways.. if i woke up and was a guy, i'd freak!! i like being a girl..i would prob freak for an hour or so, then calm down, then freak again, pass out from all the freaking, then i would try to get the thing down there to jiggle.... yeah.. then try to go to sleep, and hopefully wake up a girl!! yeah..

OH this is my post no.100 😀 ::dance::
 
I'd check out my boobies! Come on, what guy wouldnt do that?
 
LOL, i guess i'd scream. I read about this in a chain letter. 20 things to do if you woke up as the opposite sex... Wish i could remember them 🙂
 
I have similar answer to everyone else...experimenting and peeing standing up...

Oh, and Soulgasm-I have to agree with Rayne here...you seem like the kinda guy that girls love and you're just completely oblivious...
 
Pee standing up is a definite. Then I'd go show my friends how I was a boy, and I'd probably walk all awkward. Cause I wouldn't be used to "dressing to the left or right".
 
I'd hit on this girl I have a crush on; since she's straight, she'll start liking me then. Score! Then I'd go walking around, inside and outside, without a shirt on.
 
Um you all forget that you may not look like all that hot. then again you might. anyway.

If I was a girl. Whoa!!! since I can't say anything to 'wrong' I guess I'll say that I'd um... I'd first look at myslef in mirror. If I was hot. No prob. If I was not I'd work out. If I was really ugly....... I don't know but I liek the first one. I guess I'd 'Experiment' a bit and......
 
I would get knocked up...


Then 9 months later, see how much females are over-reacting about this 'pain' thing.

















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