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this is going to be a weird mission...but it will make for some good stories...


the essence of talking to strange chick that doesn't know you...but with two catches....

1)the woman must be over 30 and under 45....no grandmas here...
and
2)you must be carrying more than one work of literature in one hand....or a couple of paperbacks...they must be in your hand...not in a bag...

deadline friday...
look for no rings for safety sake...no jealous husbands...
and no kids with the woman...

ask her for a drink...ask her what she does...but in no ways are you obligated to pursue it any further...pursuing it is actually frowned upon because of the age difference....seeing that most people that would do this are bout 10-15 years younger...

think of it this way...you'll be giving a mature woman a boost....she'll feel very good if young men are still hitting on her....


Are You In?
 
lol...this is very different from the last mission...very different...and not as fun...lol...but im in...
 
hahahah...not as funn...but i garentee better stories...

the rosta

Terry
Soulgasm


whos next yall
 
Haha, my last one was probably around 26-30, does that count? lol

I think I'd have to go for the 40-year-old range to get the same feeling of weird from this...
 
yeah...better watch K...get any older any might have to lift the non grandma rule..lol...now there would be a story

alright...

Khaych
Soulgasm
Terry

come on yalll....its hella fun....this is like some knights of the roundtable ****....
 
OMG how are we supposed to be able to not pursue it farther if we ask her out for a drink? That's farther! What if we just wanna run home and spend the evening shivering in the shower? 😛
 
lol...this may cause psychological damage....but all the ill missions do yo...

just don't give her your number or anything...just talk....if ya wanna pursue it...just make sure she ain't involved or anything....cause if she is...it could get ugly...
 
i'd say no yo....the risk is to great for the benefits...but if you could take the third party...all bets are off...lol
 
ah falk...here we go...

i walk around the mall for like an hour...just lookin for good targets....but the ones for this mission suck...so i'm like debating in my head to continue or not....i sit down on a bench over looking some pay phones about 15 feet away...back is aching...just wasn't feelin it...then you know what happens...


one of the hottest chicks i've seen in a while walks into my field of vision...same height as me 5'8"....same age as me....white-blonde surfer gurl from here or callie...wearin short beige shorts concealing the nicest legs and ass i've seen...middrift was crazy yo...pretty much...she's perfect....

so she walks towards the payphone directly in front of me and starts using it....at first...she's looking around for change in her purse...i'm just hoping she doesn't have change so i could offer some...and melt the ice...after a minute she finds some...and pokes it inside the slots...lol

i'm just drinking my sprite...gazing in awe...struggling to keep my jaw closed...crazy tanned legs and crazy middrift...

she keeps her back to me for a while...talking to someone about meeting her in the mall....but after about a minute...she glances in back of her and sees the gasm...she turns her whole body around...leaning on the wall next to the phone...smile back at each other...her hand keeps revealing more of her waist...her hand keeps pulling down ever so slightly the top part of her shorts...i see no under wear...a g would usually have straps so...i was like...damn!!

this goes on for 5 minutes...kind of like a body language one up man ship...

she hangs up....i'm just hoping she gives me an oppurtunity...but i'm not ready...

she walks past....about 4 feet away...eye contact for a split second...she smiles and leaves....

i let her go...about 20 seconds later...i'm pretty damoralized...that was my chance and i blew it...out of disgust i decided to go home...falkin the mission...i'm a puss for not completin the mission...and for being a puss...damn!...she was billy bob hot yo!!

i'm so pissed...my punishment will be training...a whole lot of training tonight...lol...
 
Are you guys trying to say that women in their 30's are not attractive? Isn't that quite a generalization? I am 34 and there is not a wrinkle or grey hair in sight.
lol to Soulgasm for his mall experience. Do you guys do this kind of thing often?
 
the assumed rule was that the older woman would be hot...of course women can still be hott as long as they take care of themselves...i've seen 50 year olds that are crazy hot...


hell yes we think of this type of thing often...any dude that doesn't is a eunoch...there's nothing wrong with possesing this drive...the only thing that matters is how you act according to your drives...human nature baby...its what makes the world go round yo...

i know if i didn't have this drive...i wouldn't be the boy/man i've made myself to be...
 
::crying:: Well I did it!!Or tried to at least.........::wave:: I'm in the library(coupla books.....),approach this quite nice-looking member of staff........say hi........Then freeze.......Then turn away embarrassed...........🙄

I just don't have the balls........::bsad::
 
^ lol

damn gasm...shoulda made a move dude...

well here's mine...i did it saturday cause friday i was drunk lol...ok i went to the same mall as last time...im sittin down on a bench...i see some oppertunities...but then i just couldnt ask any of these old bags if they wanted a drink...there was not 1 hot 40 year old there...nothing...so instead...i went to the midway and spent the rest of my day...

ah well...next time...
 
this mission isn't as fun...but its like twice as hard as the first one...older women are intimidating...maybe try to see who is the first person to go through with it....lol
 
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