Illyria Meets Buffy

[ILLYRIAN]

ILLYRIA MEETS BUFFY

Buffy hears a knocking on the door.

"Who are you ?" asks Dawn.
"I am Illyria, who are you ?"
"I'm Dawn, I live here."
"What does she want ?" asks Andrew.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Andrew.

"Angel told me to come here, to kill Spike," said Illyria.
"Spike's Dead," said Dawn.
"When did Spike die ?" asks Andrew.
"He's dead, again ?" asks Illyria.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Illyria.

"What's going on ?" asks Buffy.
"This is Angel's friend," said Dawn.
"I'm not Angel's friend," said Illyria.
"You said you were here to kill Spike," said Dawn.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Dawn.

"Yes," said Illyria.
"For Angel," said Dawn.
"Yes," repeated Illyria.
"He was," said Buffy.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Buffy.

"Spike's not dead," said Andrew.
"When will Spike be dead," asks Dana.
"When I get him," said Illyria.
"So he's not dead ?" asks Dawn.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Dawn.

"No," said Dana.
"But he will be," said Illyria.
"Why ?" asks Dawn.
"Cos Angel wants him dead," said Illyria.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Illyria.

"And Illyria is going to kill him ?" asks Buffy.
"Yes," said Dawn.
"For Angel ?" asks Andrew.
"Yes," said Dawn.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Dawn.

"Ah, I see," said Dana.
"So does Xander, but it takes him twice as long, Tee-Hee," said Andrew.
"Eye eye captain birds eye," said Nwad.
"Is he here ?" asks Spike, peeking around the door.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Spike.

"Is who here ?" asks Illyria.
"Captain forehead," said Spike.
"There are to many captains here," said Dawn.
"Why ?, are we sinking ?" asks Dana.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said the immortal.

"The shower's making us sink," exclaimed Andrew.
"Man the lifeboats !" shouted Buffy.
"Hooray !" replied Andrew.
"Oops, girl the lifeboats," said Buffy.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Buffy.

"Mind the propeller," shouted Dana.
"But the prop shafts bare, without it," said Buffy.
"It's a bear ? it's a bear !, take it away !, take it away !," cried out Spike.
"Beware the sinking," said Andrew.

"Aagghhh," screamed Dawn, running around the room, arms in the air.
"Aagghhh," screamed Buffy, running around the room, arms in the air.
"Aagghhh," screamed Dana, running around the room, arms in the air.
"Aagghhh," screamed Andrew, running around the room, arms in the air.

"This is your fault, bloody captain, huh," said Illyria.
"Uuurrrh, soggy fish fingers, that's it, we're not sinking," said captain forehead
"We're saved, we're saved," exclaimed Andrew.
"But he's not, kill Spike," said Angel.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Angel.

"Spike's dead," said Dawn.
"He is ?" asks Illyria.
"I'm not," said Spike.
"Yes, you are," said Buffy.

"Excuse me," said the immortal.
"Shut up," said Buffy.

Illyria stops time attacks the immortal, then returns to where she was.
Bits of the immortals body lay on the floor.
"Not so immortal is he," said Illyria.
"Aah, he went to pieces over Spike," said Buffy, trying not to smile.

Harmony leans around the door.
"Blondie bear !, ooh ! blondie bear."
"Oh no !, the slayer, you did it with her !, that's just, that's
Ughhh !, bloody slayers ! ughhh !" said Harmony.

Buffy looks at Harmony.
Harmony looks at Buffy.
Buffy looks at Harmony.
"Oops !" says Harmony, trying to smile nicely to Buffy.