I'm having his baby!

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

Anyanka Bunny Slayer

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As some of you may or may not know, I am presently carrying the spawn of @Mr. Pole in my belly. (Don't ask me how this happened; all I remember is an empty bottle of Jack Daniels on the floor and a few ruffies falling out of his pocket)

Either way, the unholy deed is done. I am with...child. Or children. The doctor did say there were two in there. So it looks one of them sneaks out every now and then, when I'm not looking. (The kid is claustrophobic, apparently)

We haven't decided on baby names yet. But a nanny has already been acquired, and I'm decorating the nursery...by myself, because @Mr. Pole is currently passed out on the sofa; cradling a bottle of Popov vodka and a vintage copy of Hustler magazine.

If you guys want to throw a baby shower, that's cool with me. Just please bring LOTS of chocolate and In 'n Out (animal style!) burgers. And a pram. And diapers...


Our little hell spawns' first outfits:
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Raven, our nanny:
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Skanky Vamp
Skanky Vamp
That's horrible news! Only two? I expected a litter.
So, an apocalypse has begun, the spawn of Satan is within her, "Crap, I look like a beached sealion", and is surviving on bread rolls (rumour has it that is where the name was prophesized to come from - a bun in the oven). Let it be known that the little gob-shite shall enter this world in a bit over three hundred and sixty five days, obviously a sucker for jokes on mum as it'll be on the day of a super bowl. And just to 'F' up the country there's gonna be the presidential election on that day. Should the outcome be wrong it'll crawl back into mummy's (oven) tum. That's the real sucker punch huh?"
And has anyone got a new term to replace Godparent, somehow being a Godparent to the spawn of satan don't sound quite right.
 
Now I know why Loki's eyes are that colour, he wanted to be king and ends up being mum to Mr. Pole.
 
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ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
Yea Gods have mummy and daddy agreed on something, anything?
Beware people hell just froze over!
Is this going to be filmed as a sequel to "Pray for Rosemary's Baby"? Are you and Mr. Pole actually Mia Farrow and John Cassavetes?
 
Nothing will be filmed. Anyone who brings a recording device near my precious cargo will be promptly eviscerated. 🙂
 
ILLYRIAN
ILLYRIAN
You're going to eviscerate me, and you say it in public.. .. wait, it does mean what that person said, doesn't it?
Anyanka Bunny Killer said:
Nothing will be filmed. Anyone who brings a recording device near my precious cargo will be promptly eviscerated. 🙂
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But like... the videos of Lil Pole Bunny Killer's conception is still okay to keep, right? Do I need to delete them?
 
They, it or Daddy's little Hell Spawn might also be referred to as their little Slappers.
They will go into the forested areas and slap the trees with leather belts.
The idea being to make the Haggis run out of the wooded ranges onto the fields of
low growth so mum can shoot the little buggers.

Gwennie Poohs wants to retain her title of GwenRaiden - murderer of the Haggis.
 
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