I'm Leaving this **** hole!!!

[Faldor]

right! i am SICK to DEATH of you STUPID morons putting me down and mocking me behind my back because i DARE to be different to your pathetic lifes lead by your desires to OWN things!

i'm an ARTIST i don't need this, i've been in a US boxoffice #1 movie FFS!

you people are :lame:

and im sick to death of your bitchin'

the worst part are people like that idiot Pointy and stupid Killer Dwarf!

i mean what a STUPID name! we all know the truth so why dont you just use a name more true to who you are in the real world? Vegetarian Midget perhaps?

and Mr. Pointy? "oooh im buffys stake and we all know what she really uses it for wink wink" how about Mr. Shiny? or Mr. My head reflects the sun!

and as for SoulGASM? why don't you just call yourself Orgasm and get it over with !!!


I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANY MORE

 

[Mr. Pointy]

*Pointy sobs uncontrollably into his can of Mr ShineeHead ("the only polish for the less-than-hirsute gentleman given the Prince of Wales Royal Warrant - available from all good supermarkets and shoeshines")*...NOT!

Not impressed my lad. If you think the likes of KD and I are easily intimidated by a know-nothing, no-talent tosser like you, you are very much mistaken. This is a bit rich considering how we have gone out of our way to help you out and have covered your ungrateful arse no end of times, especially when your stupidity nearly got you banned...piss off, we don't need you!

 

[killerdwarf]

the worst part are people like that idiot Pointy and stupid Killer Dwarf!

i mean what a STUPID name! we all know the truth so why dont you just use a name more true to who you are in the real world? Vegetarian Midget perhaps?

You silly wank...I don't eat my victims...it should be Homicial Maniac Pipsqueek. Hey! I got an idea! Wanna come on over and see my nice new shiny axe, Mr. Pantywaist Nancyboy? I liiiike demonstrations...hehhehheh!

 

[Xander]

This has odd similarities to Faith's "leaving" on this day last year. Maybe im wrong but I smell....chips, I think my moms cooking.

 

[Frenchy Faith]

Yep I agree, it sounds "deja vu" boy! 😉
Nice try though! 😛

 

[Mike]

Wow, dude, you almost got me 😉

 

[Faith]

This has odd similarities to Faith's "leaving" on this day last year. Maybe im wrong but I smell....chips, I think my moms cooking.

Ah that was a good one last year, was reading that just the other day.

 

[Anchovy]

LMAO, Yeah, uh-huh, and I'm planning on learning to bite the heads off chickens and join the circus, since everyone says I'm a geek anyway. Come on. 😉

( :bday: Happy Birthday to Fred and George Weasley!!!!!! :bday: )

 

[polexia]

i totaly read this now(2nd of april ) and at first i was like, WHAT THE... but as i read it i was thinking he muist be joking and then i realised, it was written yesterday LOl you almost had me there faldor! 😀 :hihi:

Good one... 😉

 

[SpikedBuffy]

Oh man... I almost fell for it!

I remember when Faith had that argument with the mods, and said she was leaving because she couldn't stand it anymore. That was scary, but now hysterical.

That might be a new BB memory!

 

[elmo]

Jeez man! Give me heart failure why don't ya!

I was sitting here thinking... how could he insult my friends like this? This isn't like him... what's going on? Good job I wasn't around on April Fools' Day! 🙂🙂🙂