Impressions

[Buffy Summers]

My friend just sent this to me for his marketing class, and I thought it was sort of interesting:

If Microsoft were a person, what would be its personality?
age?
gender?
Or, if it were an animal, what kind would it be?
What kind of magazine?
movie?
sports celebrity?
movie star?

If Hewlett-Packard were a person, what would be its personality?
age?
gender?
Or, if it were an animal, what kind would it be?
What kind of magazine?
movie?
sports celebrity?
movie star?

 

[nerd4hire]

Have you seen those Mac and PC commercials? That hits Microsoft dead-on I think.

 

[Mr. Pointy]

...and you might want to add Apple into that as well...he said typing on his lovely Mac 😉
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Have you seen those Mac and PC commercials? That hits Microsoft dead-on I think.

For UK folks - you can see the v funny Mitchell and Webb versions of those here

 

[Buffy Summers]

He just emailed me asking if I could do the same for Intel lol
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Okay, I'll give my answers lol:

If Microsoft were a person, what would be its personality?

Microsoft would be a geek, book smart but without much common sense.
It'd like romance novels, khaki slacks, and gardening.

age? 34
gender? male
Or, if it were an animal, what kind would it be? A dog, because it
tries to please it's master but isn't very intelligent

What kind of magazine? Men's Health, because it would give you a lot
of information but none that's really useful

movie? Alexander - big budget, but it kinda sucks
sports celebrity? Pete Rose
movie star? Tom Cruise - rich, but a joke

If Hewlett-Packard were a person, what would be its personality?
HP would be married with 2.5 kids. Average intelligence, clean cut. He
wants you to think he's just like you. Loves gadgets and accessories.
age? 30
gender? male
Or, if it were an animal, what kind would it be? a lion - he looks
good, but lets someone else do all the work
What kind of magazine? In Style
movie? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (remake) - it's all about the
visuals and the bells and whistles
sports celebrity? Mark McGuire
movie star? Jim Carrey

If Intel were a person, what would be its personality?
Intel would be a secret society member, cloaked in shadows. People
would know he was there, but no one would really know what they were
all about.

age? 24
gender? female
Or, if it were an animal, what kind would it be? a panther
What kind of magazine? Cloak & Dagger
movie? Skulls
tv show? Alias
sports celebrity? Ladainian Tomlinson
movie star? Meryl Streep

 

[eponinethen]

Have you seen those Mac and PC commercials? That hits Microsoft dead-on I think.

Hehe I love those, awesomeness 😀