In my day we just huffed paint

Skanky Vamp

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Black Thorn
but now it seems you have so many choices like huffable food..

My head is suspended over a goldfish bowl. A glass straw is between my lips. Clouds of smoke are wafting into my face and lemon tart swirls around my mouth.
Only it's not a big slab of calorific lemon tart spooned up from a plate. This is "˜breathable' lemon tart.
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Instead of eating it, the tart is being pumped out of a futuristic machine that looks like a glorified goldfish bowl "” called Le Whaf. And, rather than a triangular slice, this lemon tart looks like a puff of smoke.

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C
Christopher
I love you, man
Best of all, each breath (or "˜whaf') contains hardly any calories "” so you can have as much as you like without gaining weight.

That way, we can spend even more time online, eliminating the need to move. Because the main reason to move is burning those calories, innit?
 
Oh, puh-lease. If I really wanted to taste a lemon tart without eating it I'd just chew it up and spit it out. Much cheaper and still no calories.
 
Oh, puh-lease. If I really wanted to taste a lemon tart without eating it I'd just chew it up and spit it out. Much cheaper and still no calories.
If you read the article there ARE calories.. more than you would imagine.. And as big as your mouth is CMF I am sure some crumbs would find their way down your yap and you would partake in some calories even if you do.. spit. Tsk Tsk. You wont be a role model for little girls spitting out your food.
 
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