In the Doghouse

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Khaych

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What's the funniest thing you've done to land you in the doghouse with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

For me, it was kicking my girlfriend physically out of bed, while I was sleeping. I woke up, and she told me I'd kicked her out of bed, and I laughed because I didn't believe it. But then I could see she had this cold look in her eyes, so I was like "Oh sh*t, I'm toast". I guess we were fighting over the blanket or something.. (doh)
 
Sorry, not familiar with the expression. Do you mean, what did I do to make them break up?
 
In the Doghouse, meaning: in a lot of trouble with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

It comes from the expression "You'll be sleeping in the doghouse", which is to say, you won't be sleeping with her/him for awhile.
 
lol ummm i've never been in the dog house for real i mean yeah my guys have gotten pissed off but only cause i talk to other guys and he thinks i'm gonna leave him so i mean yeah if you wanna count that its almost everyday but my guys are usually the ones in the dog house...
 
Ok, then let's expand the thread lol.

What stupid things did they do to land them in the doghouse? 😀

(I think maybe I just feel like an ass for being in the doghouse so much, and I want the morale support of knowing other people have been there. 🙂 )
 
I get ya Khaych...

My now ex boyfriend got really annoyed with me once because i phoned his ex girlfriend to find out all his secrets....i found out a lot of things i didnt expect to but then the B***h phoned him and told him...thats not why he's now my ex though...he was more angry he had been caught out... LoL

Another time my ex was in the doghouse he got drunk and decided to pee in my drawer and throw up all over the bed (which i was asleep in)...i made him sleep on the sofa for a week 😀
 
my ex had one of his ex's over one afternoon cause he thought i was going to go shopping for a couple hours.... me and his ex hate each other everytime we were around each other we'd be on the ground fighting and he'd have to pull me off of her....... well i knocked on the door and he hid her in the closet so i wouldn't see her,
well she sneezed and i opened the door and i punched her and knee'd him in the stomach then walked out a week later i forgave him
 
Another time my ex was in the doghouse he got drunk and decided to pee in my drawer and throw up all over the bed (which i was asleep in)...i made him sleep on the sofa for a week
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Hahaha.. My brother did that once, but he actually peed in her bed, and all the way down the carpet on the way to the bathroom. He hired a cleaning company to come to her house the next week, because he was too ashamed to show up himself. lol

AngelsBaby: Was it just a friendly visit on her part? And if not, did you ever trust him again after that?
 
Thanks for explaining Khaych. But no, never been in the doghouse.
 
Originally posted by Khaych
AngelsBaby: Was it just a friendly visit on her part? And if not, did you ever trust him again after that?
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he said he invited her over to have lunch but i dunno he did look like she had been sucking on his neck so i didn't really trust him after that
 
Damn...I would have come back a week later and kneed him again...lol...I don't play that...😛

My boyfriends have been in the doghouse a lot...mostly for lying about stuff...I could write a novel about it really...jackasses...but EJ gets in the doghouse for ANY KIND of lies...and for losing his cool with me...then he gets beat...😛

I'm in the doghouse when I don't even know it...he'll pout about something all day until I finally get past the point where it's "cute" and just get annoyed...then it's HIM in the doghouse again...lol...😛
 
Ya know how us guys can be in the doghouse INSTANTLY? Forget your girlfriend's birthday!

I did that ONCE.....never again. Lol.

She wouldn't talk to me for three days.

Geezus pleezus....you gals are so sensitive! 😛
 
YOU FORGOT HER BIRTHDAY?! That's AWFUL! I wouldn't talk to you either! Lmao...you got what you deserved buddy! 😛
 
originally posted by RAYNE
YOU FORGOT HER BIRTHDAY?! That's AWFUL! I wouldn't talk to you either! Lmao...you got what you deserved buddy! 😛
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Thank you Rayne for illustrating my point. WAY too sensitive. 😛 😛 😛 😉
 
I think MOST people would be offended by the fact that their significant other forgot them on their BIRTHDAY!!! Ya dork! LOL! You're lucky you rock...or we might just have to take this outside...😛 😉

And yes...I have been known to be sensitive upon occasion...but I could still kick your ass! ...Only cuz you wouldn't hit a girl...lol
 
Wait, I remember something. Me and my ex were cycling down through a forest and we were like annoying each other, and I was trying to pull of her scarf and then I succeeded, but she fell. Which really really hurt, so I stopped....

and laughed, didn't help her up or anything, just laughing... that she really did not appreciate!
 
I've only really been in the doghouse once.

Me and my fella James (who im still with, amazingly!) were planning a big night out clubbing to celebrate a friends birthday. James went and bought a desginer leather jacket that cost him £200+ that he was really proud of. We went out, drank and partied till 3.00 in the morning, had a brilliant night. On the way home in the taxi i started to feel kinda queasy. I was just about to ask the driver to pull over when, you guessed it, i threw up all over James and his brand new jacket! Suffice to say he was NOT happy. He didn't speak to me for a good 3 days.

I've put my exes in the doghouse plenty. One time, me and this guy had been dating for a year and i bought him a gift for our one year anniversary. He totally forgot about it and had nothing whatsoever for me. I was seriously miffed and didn't speak to him for about 4 days after that.
 
Nothing really so far for me. But today I was trying to teach him how to snowboard...not fun. I went w/ him on the beginners a billion times and I finally got him to go in a terrain park so I could get some jumps and rails in. But I dont have a lot of patience, so I was really frusterated w/ him and he knew.
 
I'm too goody two shoes... I seem to never get in the Doghouse.

I called one of my ex's shallow once and he stopped talking to me for a while but that's cos he is really shallow. we didn't last very long... I ended it cos i saw the light.
 
Originally posted by OLD MASTER 2.0
Ya know how us guys can be in the doghouse INSTANTLY? Forget your girlfriend's birthday!
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Her Birthday, the day of her birth, the reason for her existence? Sheesh...you would be living in the doghouse forever...j/k! 😀

I had an ex cheat on me...he was in the doghouse for that...I should of left him there...we stayed together another four years and in the end I don't think that was the final time he cheated. I luv dogs, but he was an evil dog.
 
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