In the Doghouse

well since, I am attracted to nothing, I have never "technically" been in a relationship. But let me tell you, I get in the doghouse all the time, I have this natural way of just pissing people off with my super sense of sarcasm. I guess I'm just the insensitive guy of the year!!! oh well, at least I have fun doing it
 
hmmm well, most people catagorize me as "gay" which is fine, But I have yet to meet a "gay" person I'm attracted to. then there are the people ( generally the older ones) who are like " oh you just haven't met the right girl yet" Well trust me, I grew up around girls, my younger sister has done some modeling work, and she has really hot friends. But I like them, I really like titties, But i'm just not emotionally attracted to them. I am to guys, but since I am 23 years old, and have not delved into either playing field, I have decided that for the time being, I am attracted to nothing (which of course is not true, because there are people out there that make me look to or three times!!!!!) But I just cant be w/ them.

ok sorry, this seems like the wrong thread to post this in, but hey, this is what I meant!!! 🙂
 
Here's the other side of the coin, Blake. I'm attracted to anything, and I damn near live in the doghouse. It should have my name on it.

I can narrow it down though. I have a dog that gets me in the doghouse.

My dog (let's call her Snuggles to protect the innocent) is insanely jealous.

Talk about kicking girls out of bed. One time Snuggles waited till me and this girl were asleep, then jumped in between us, and nosed the girl out of the bed onto the floor. I woke up in the morning. The girl was sleeping on the floor, and Snuggles was laying there next to me, spooning.

Another time I took this girl and Snuggles out for a walk in the park. The girl was wearing an all white outfit. Snuggles rolled in crap and jumped into her arms.

Another time she ate a girl's glasses.

The last was the best though. I was out partying with this girl and Snuggles. I parked and was going into this bar. The girl decided to stay out in the car for a rest.

While she was out there "resting", Snuggles licked off half her makeup.

The girl later decided to come in to see what I was up to. This was a girl who liked to lay her makeup on thick. Half her face was china doll. Half was licked and smeared. It was hilarious. Everyone was laughing at her, and she didn't know why.

So I said to her, "I think you wanna go check your makeup, sweetheart."
 
OMG that's so fricken halarious.

N4H, dude you crack me up, you're like this big anonymous pimp.
 
Hey, N4H, now I know why you wrote the Vampire Dog story in the writers' den...it's inspired by actual events!!!lol

I've made permanent arrangements with the dog to lease part of the doghouse, and I've set up some personal items...the question is not how you got in, it's how you get out...(it's not really that bad, but the exaggeration makes a good story!)
 
The first couple of times you could try flowers, chocolates and abject apologies, but they lose their lustre after a couple of uses...then it gets more expensive...
 
Originally posted by killerdwarf
I've made permanent arrangements with the dog to lease part of the doghouse, and I've set up some personal items...the question is not how you got in, it's how you get out...(it's not really that bad, but the exaggeration makes a good story!)
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I'm guessing that you're part of our international brotherhood of husbands KD. It certainly sounds familiar to me...(married nearly ten years btw)😀

You just have to accept that, whatever the circumstances, you are in the wrong or at fault in some way which may or may not be made clear to you or used against you at some time between now and eternity and you have absolutely no right of reply...🙂
 
Originally posted by killerdwarf
Yup, Mr. P, me and Mrs. Dwarf have been together for, uhh, better not forget...uhh, a looong time! And your last line pretty much sums it up!
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We have been asked to point out (by Mrs Pointy and Mrs Dwarf) that the views previously expressed are NOT those of the management.

*Is that alright now, dear?...whimper*
 
I slept in a dog house once...my back hurt...sometimes I shouldnt say words....
Ive never been in the doghouse, cuz you know, SINGLE, but I guess I can pretend I have one...
 
Awwww...MS...some girl is gonna be SO LUCKY to be able to HAVE you to put in the doghouse one day...😛 😉

Chasity...really...one day I'm gonna find your ex, sting him up by his feet, wrap him in pretty tissue paper and beat him with a big stick till candy falls out...jackass...I just wanna...AAAARRRRGGGHHHH! Sorry. Wait...no I'm not...😛
 
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