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Kendra: This is Mr Pointy, my stake, and this is Mr Stabby, my dagger, and this is Mr Choppy, my sword.
Buffy: What's this called? *pulls out a mace*
Kendra: A mace of course. Have you never seen a mace before?

Next: Angel
 
*At the Bronze*
Anya: Buffy, why aren't you gay?
Buffy: *snorts her drink out of her nose* Um, what?
Anya: *handing her a napkin* Gay. Why aren't you?
Buffy: Gah?
Anya: No, gay. Willow had a bad experience with Oz and now she's gay. Your experiences with men have been far worse. You should follow her example.
Buffy: I'm not attracted to women!
Anya: Nonsense. Xander has told me how you behaved around Faith. I have been around for over a thousand years, and I know when a woman is attracted to another woman, and by his description, you clearly were attracted to Faith and she to you.
Anya: You should date a woman. *looks around the Bronze* That young woman there. She is on her own, and she is only looking at other women. I believe she is looking for one as a sexual partner. You should speak to her.
Buffy: I can't speak to her!
Anya: I understand. This will be your first sexual encounter with a woman and you are nervous. *pats Buffy's hand reassuringly* Do not worry. I will assist you. I shall speak to her on your behalf. *heads towards the woman*
Buffy: *quietly* ...help?

Next: Fred
 
Oz: So you found me by doing a locator spell? That's impressive.
Willow: It didnt work first time - it sent me...somewhere else.
Oz: Where?
Willow: Let's just say there was a yellow brick road...

Next: Xander
 
Joyce: ...and bring the handcuffs.
Buffy: Mom? What are you doing?
Joyce: I'm on the phone, inviting Mr Giles over.
Buffy: ...

Next: Willow
 
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Joyce: ...and bring the handcuffs.
Buffy: Mom? What are you doing?
Joyce: I'm on the phone, inviting Mr Giles over.
Buffy: ...

Next: Willow
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Willow: So i told the shopgirl at walmart that i'm a witch and she told me to prove it - so i did. Then i told her that i'm gay...
Xander: Loving the direction this story is going! Please spare no details.
Tara: Sweetie, i dont think Xander needs to hear this.
Willow: You're right
*Willow and Tara leave the room*
Xander: That's just mean...

Next: Connor
 
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Connor, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

Next: Gunn
 
Gunn: I think there's a rule that if your pizza is 10 minutes late, then you get it for free.
Fred: The pizza van's outside.
Gunn: Damn it.

Next: Illyria
 
Balthazar: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, no scantily clad women with chains are to be brought near me. I'm not going the same way as Jabba.

Next: Giles
 
Giles, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.
Giles, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

Next: Marcie Ross
 
Marcie Ross: Gimme a beer.
Bartender: ID.
*Marcie hands ID over*
Bartender: The photo is blank.
Marcie: Dude, I'm invisible. What were you expecting?

Next: Snyder
 
Snyder: This is my school - you will let me into the hall.
Student: Look at the sign, dude!
*No jackasses allowed*

Next: Harmony
 
Harmony, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Harmony, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Harmony: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Next: Cordelia
 
Cordelia: I'm attractive, smart and popular. What's not to like about me?
Willow: Your personality.

Next: Angelus
 
Angelus: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Angelus: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.
Angelus: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

Next: Drusilla
 
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